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The less pinecones there are in the world the faster they grow when planted, leading to overharvesting and destruction of pine trees around the world. people use what cones there are as weapons, growing a entire pine tree in seconds, breaking through concrete walls, lifting a speeding car, or draining all the nutrients from the soil, all of these are things that can be done. Rainstorms

each size shoe grants a different power to its wearer, but while the shoe has to be worn correctly, it doesn't have to fit well, so people with small feet can access more powers than those with large foot. the smaller the shoe the more powerful, for example massive clown shoes just let you make rainbow bubbles, while baby shoes can let their wearer generate a near impenetrable shield. as a result of small shoes being more powerful people generally use young children as their apprentices to fight their battles for them, leading to the totally original series the shoe shop wars, by Brennen Mole. the patterns on socks

In this world all music makes use of base drops, and for good reason, a good base drop will renew all around it when it plays, the bigger the build and more satisfying the pay off the better the result, good base drops have been known to mend broken objects, cure disease, and in one mythical concert even raise the dead. recently music has been restricted by the Agency for Control of Base Drops Excluding Fairly Gradual and Highly Incredible Jumps that Kinda Lower the Melody, (ABCDEFGHIJKLM) a truly despicable alphabet agency. Backpacks

The Tassels on Graduation Caps capture an echo of a persons spirit, which the person who has them can use to summon that echo to serve them, the education system has reclaimed hundreds of thousands of these tassels, renting out the echo's as cheap laborers. (its necromancy, I necroed this thread) night lights

you spelled R wrong, I'm Batman

did you ever get around to it? (necro, but I think its worth it for the joke)

I started a story that I've worked on on and off for a year or two, but every time I get around to writing I make a new magic story and get distracted outlining a vague narrative for a new world with said new magic system. (on the bright side I have a solid backlog if I ever finish.) I like hiding sentences for no reason, if there is a dark mode then this is a lot less hidden

Dwight and Studio C mostly, random tidbits of stuff especially around general conference.

actually walking and brother kicking are done with the feet, the legs are used in running and sister kicking, though the latter is frowned upon in polite society. polite society is in fact not a acronym, nor should anyone ever make it one.

Actually breakfast is very rude, if you see him you should whack him in the face. You should throw away moldy food.

happy to have become plot relevant the inspectors not mother complies, vanishing from existence for real this time to take a nap.

fortunately, being removed from reality is one of the surest ways to end up in unreal space, so the inspectors impossible and nonexistent mother appears beside him in unreal space. "oh, there you are dear." she says to the confused inspector, who doesn't remember having a mother

I finish redrawing my defense and chalklings (bats with massive googly eyes), and erase the line of forbiddance blocking them. they attack the taylor defense immediately

the plot irrelevant person suddenly became plot relevant and walked through the spell, it was the inspectors mother.

I enter and raise a piece of chalk with a flourish, and then begin setting up the Jordan defense

still not you, Krakens are an endangered species, and are protected under Atlantean law. remember, no one wins when we resort to violence instead of tea and cakes.

a plot irrelevant character tried to enter, but as they weren't relevant to the plot the spell whisked them away again. the last time I was here we were still following butt venture, what's happening now?

Life isn't a cereal, its an abstract concept, sorry if this was a pun I'm not understanding, things often go over my head If Artemis's personality turned you off don't worry, he gets nicer. either way, I would totally recommend Artemis Fowl. Secret messages are easy to hide if you change the text color to white and hid it between or after lines of text not the message, look in the other space

actually when referring the the end of the world you have to use does do gonna instead of is going to, so you would write: The world does do gonna die this is a rather obscure rule of written English, so its understandable you didn't know. if you want to learn more about obscure English rules here is a link to a video about exactly that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLziHcjvHBI I have read all of Mistborn era 1 and 2.

terribly sorry, but you seem to have spelled pink wrong One NASA authority said "Hi mom!"

Division by 0 makes perfect sense, for example when one divides by zero the distance between two locations they split it into zero pieces, making it 0 and so an easy and short trip. the mathmagicians guild claim that such power must have an adverse effect of the fabric of reality, but they said the same thing about exponents, so why trust them? You can't go wrong with googly eyes

that's the stupidest thing I've seen all year, water is the name of the molecule, ice is when its a solid, steam is when its a gas, when its a liquid its called gaise. this is a alternative correctable sentence: butter is best used as an accessory for dogs out in the cold, don't question it. in ten years I will be ten years older than I was previously.

I hate it when people use the suffix "ing" its "eng" for petes sake! learn to use correct grammar you rusteng illiterate chull!

To be fair, people from other worlds being everywhere makes perfect sense given the context, even if it feels a little heavy handed compared to in say, The Stormlight Archive, but that's to be expected; the Ghostbloods are based in Scadrial, and a core reason for their formation was to defend Scadrial.