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I hop on here every once in a while, and it always makes me happy to see that Fadran is still going strong.
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Happy storming birthday!
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After some consideration, I have decided to take an indefinite leave of absence from the Shard. My reasoning is twofold.
First, my summer is getting pretty busy. Currently I am working on a political campaign, running a lawn mowing business, serving on the board of my local civic association, and practicing for a play (plus, summer vacations).
Secondly, I would like to purpose to spend a little less time in front of the computer.
So - goodbye! Y'all really are great. I'll miss you. I'll probably pop in now and again to say hi, so I guess this isn't goodbye permanently.
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@Chinkoln it's a semi-local race. Mark Earley for VA House of Delegates.
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During the Hundred Years' War, French forces captured the town of Jageau, held by British nobleman William de la Pole, Earl of Suffolk. Suffolk himself was also captured - by a regular soldier, which was quite humiliating.
But Suffolk, being an enterprising man, denied the French this humiliation by, just before being taken captive, knighting the soldier who captured him. There was nothing so very embarrassing about being captured by a knight, after all.
It was a win-win. Suffolk saved face, and the French got a legend in the newly-made Sir Guillaume Renault. The end.
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During the Siege of Jerusalem during the First Crusade, the Crusaders launched an attack on the city with a large covered battering ram. As it advanced inexorably, the Arabic defenders struggled desperately to set it on fire.
Despite their best efforts, the ram reached the first layer of walls and opened a hole in them. The panicked Arabs rained all their firepower down on the ram. The Crusaders managed to gather their limited supply of water and put the fire out.
There was a brief pause. The Crusaders realized, with horror, that the ram was stuck in the wall and was blocking their line of advance.
There was only one thing to do.
In an ironic reversal of the situation, the Crusaders began raining fire down on their own ram, while the Arabs, responding in the only way they logically could, began pouring water from the ramparts, trying to preserve the obstruction.
(The ram eventually ended up being destroyed, preparing the way for an assault on the main walls later on.)
The end.