Hoid the Former Drifter

Happy birthday you awesome person! I hope you come back someday!

when you gonna come back ya storming Drifter, or are you still trapped in Roshar?

It's been fun, people.

But...

...I'm tired and worn out. Running around the cosmere like an aviar without a head has taken a lot out of me. It's time...

...I think that after thousands of years of fulfilling my oath to be there when I am needed, I need a break. Permanently.

So I have three choices. Either I can eat bacon, or I can hurt someone, or I can soulcast bacon, not hurt anyone, and be a storyteller.

...So I have one choice. I'm going to still travel the cosmere, but at my own leisure. I'm reinterpreting my oath. I'll be there when needed...

...to tell a story.

Here's a rough draft: Once upon a time, i bought a banana. Then, I peeled it. Then, I ate it. Then, I threw out the peel and I'M KIDDING! THAT'S A HORRIBLE STORY!

Anyway, I also need to buckle down and study. So it's been real.

Thanks for being there when I had questions,

                                                           Hoid the Former Drifter

Happy B'day, mate!