Hoid the Former Drifter

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About Hoid the Former Drifter

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    I can tell really good stories. For info, see my profile.
  • Birthday 08/12/2003

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    The Babylonian Talmud, the Jerusalem Talmud, music, math, science, reading (especially Brandon Sanderson's books), playing sports

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  1. It's been fun, people.

    But...

    ...I'm tired and worn out. Running around the cosmere like an aviar without a head has taken a lot out of me. It's time...

    ...I think that after thousands of years of fulfilling my oath to be there when I am needed, I need a break. Permanently.

    So I have three choices. Either I can eat bacon, or I can hurt someone, or I can soulcast bacon, not hurt anyone, and be a storyteller.

    ...So I have one choice. I'm going to still travel the cosmere, but at my own leisure. I'm reinterpreting my oath. I'll be there when needed...

    ...to tell a story.

    Here's a rough draft: Once upon a time, i bought a banana. Then, I peeled it. Then, I ate it. Then, I threw out the peel and I'M KIDDING! THAT'S A HORRIBLE STORY!

    Anyway, I also need to buckle down and study. So it's been real.

    Thanks for being there when I had questions,

                                                               Hoid the Former Drifter

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      nice story, get a life drifter!

  2. HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. first of all, lightweaver all the way. second of all, @BaconLord, gimme some
  4. nope
  5. Frustration is already taken, so that's out. can you edit the pic so it's smaller and then save that as your profile pic?
  6. demons
  7. sorry. Chasing Vermeer is my least favorite book
  8. whoi oire woi toiping loike thois?
  9. HUGS! HUGS!
  10. skimmed it; looks pretty cool.
  11. THANK YOU for being the one to answer the questions
  12. Voidbringer
  13. HUG!
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