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  1. Hoid the Former Drifter

    It's been fun, people.

    But...

    ...I'm tired and worn out. Running around the cosmere like an aviar without a head has taken a lot out of me. It's time...

    ...I think that after thousands of years of fulfilling my oath to be there when I am needed, I need a break. Permanently.

    So I have three choices. Either I can eat bacon, or I can hurt someone, or I can soulcast bacon, not hurt anyone, and be a storyteller.

    ...So I have one choice. I'm going to still travel the cosmere, but at my own leisure. I'm reinterpreting my oath. I'll be there when needed...

    ...to tell a story.

    Here's a rough draft: Once upon a time, i bought a banana. Then, I peeled it. Then, I ate it. Then, I threw out the peel and I'M KIDDING! THAT'S A HORRIBLE STORY!

    Anyway, I also need to buckle down and study. So it's been real.

    Thanks for being there when I had questions,

                                                               Hoid the Former Drifter

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      nice story, get a life drifter!

  2. Hoid the Former Drifter
    HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    first of all, lightweaver all the way. second of all, @BaconLord, gimme some
  4. Hoid the Former Drifter
    nope
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    Frustration is already taken, so that's out. can you edit the pic so it's smaller and then save that as your profile pic?
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    sorry. Chasing Vermeer is my least favorite book
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    Zane
    whoi oire woi toiping loike thois?
  8. Hoid the Former Drifter
    HUGS! HUGS!
  9. Hoid the Former Drifter
    THANK YOU for being the one to answer the questions
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    Voidbringer
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    HUG!
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    ouch. hugs? Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug
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    Past and Present
    ok that's just creepy. really cool though
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    They Did It - Happy Marsh
    this is only slightly disturbing and do marsh's children have abnormally high levels of iron in their blood?
  15. Hoid the Former Drifter
    ok fair point.
  16. Hoid the Former Drifter
    Cosmere x LotR - Hoid vs. Gandalf Fireworks Show
    me likey! wait, i was there?
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    shoot! haven't done math in a while.
  18. Hoid the Former Drifter
    I have the list. Who's your favorite character and which character do you hate the most? What order of radiant are you/ do you want to be? If you could choose one allomantic power, what would you choose? What about one feruchemical power? if you were a twinborn, what would you want to be? Of all the powers in the cosmere, which one do you most want to have? which of Brandon's books do you like the most? This includes not cosmere books like reckoners, legion, rithmatist, alcatraz How many more questions can i ask before you stop reading this? ... oh, and welcome to the shard, @Howtofall, I guess.
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    My turn: Welcome, @Collecter128! Who's your favorite character and which character do you hate the most? What order of radiant are you/ do you want to be? If you could choose one allomantic power, what would you choose? What about one feruchemical power? if you were a twinborn, what would you want to be? Of all the powers in the cosmere, which one do you most want to have? which of brandon's books do you like the most? This includes not cosmere books like reckoners, legion, rithmatist, alcatraz How many more questions can i ask before you stop reading this?
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    Welcome, @ajax6893! everyone else, i have the storming list of questions! here goes: Who's your favorite character and which character do you hate the most? What order of radiant are you/ do you want to be? If you could choose one allomantic power, what would you choose? What about one feruchemical power? if you were a twinborn, what would you want to be? Of all the powers in the cosmere, which one do you most want to have? which of brandon's books do you like the most? This includes non-cosmere books like reckoners, legion, rithmatist, alcatraz How many more questions can i ask before you stop reading this?
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    wait, i'm a bit out of it... there's a rusting Mistborn film and nobody thought to tell me?! Rust and Ruin, everyone is an idiot!
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    Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug That's enough. i'm tired
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    I haven't seen any for a week, but I've seen flies
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    thanks
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    investiture in its purest form? ... @Hoid the Drifter
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