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  1. Wrong way to play Chaotic Evil: Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder

    Right way to play Chaotic Evil: And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Ahahaha! So, anyway, that’s the story of how I lost my medical license.

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      Just to clarify: when I say “right/wrong way to play Chaotic Evil,” I’m not saying that one of these can never be done right, or that the other is the only “correct” way of playing Chaotic Evil. I’m just saying that 19 times out of 20, for any alignment, someone with actual motivations, desires, and whatnot will be both more fun and more interesting for everyone involved than someone whose entire character can be accurately summed up in one word.

  2. What do you call a wall around a small piece of land?

     

     

    Plot armor!

  3. This is the stuff they put in ice cream. They call it “cellulose powder.”
  4. Today I ate a barbecue potato chip dipped in salsa. 

    Honestly, it was pretty disgusting.

  5. Today I found out that hydroxic acid is in my plumbing system and has been for years.

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      The Bookwyrm

      Wait, I've had the same problem. Ever since my family moved to this house, actually.

  6. Out of nowhere, some guy in a red superhero costume appeared with a shovel and, far faster than should have been physically possible, dug a roughly person-sized hole for Danny to literally crawl into and die if he had to deliver an ash-covered costume.
  7. I have no idea why I’m here, but clearly people love you and are looking out for you!
  8. “I don’t know, and you know how much time it would take to look!”
  9. Enter appeared, but only in everyone’s left eyes. “Hey, what are you doing to my brother?”
  10. A large rock unfurled into a goron. "What's all this noise about? I'm trying to take a nap!"
  11. Jack sat down at his computer, finally with some time, and logged on to QuestAdventure.org.
  12. So, I was going to catch up on all my notifications, but...

    Spoiler

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    heck that.

    What did I miss?

  13. Your Name: Jack Jackson Date of Birth: 3/3/2023 Gender/Pronouns: [REDACTED] / [DATA EXPUNGED] Username: Race: Tiefling Class: Sorcerer Profile Information: [Tell us about yourself!] Jack started creating his profile. His legal info was required, so he had to fill that out honestly. He put nonsense in the pronoun section, just because he liked keeping as much as possible from people he didn’t personally know. Looking through the race/class directories, he decided to make one stat as high as possible– looked like that would be magic at six plusses. That just left username and profile info… Username: Name is hard Profile Information: I don’t have nearly enough time on my hands right now, so you can expect me to really join in a month or so. That username is invalid: You cannot use spaces in your username. Fine… Username: Name_is_hard That username is unavailable. Gggggg… Jack closed his eyes and randomly pressed left arrow and backspace. Username: Namis_had That username is available. Finally! Jack finalized his account, promptly quit, and set a reminder on his phone for when he’d have regular free time. Walking away, he idly wondered if he’d ever be able to make a magical nuke.
  14. I want an Unusual Gibus. I don’t think that’s possible, but I still really want one.
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