Hoidlovesbacon

Granted, you get a little plaque that says “infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!!” on it. I wish to become the vessel of Adonalsium and be invulnerable to anything.

Granted, you will hurt before and during pre-season exercise today I wish to know all the oaths for every order of radiant

Granted, but you are trapped in a coma forever and have no opportunity to be clever. I wish to have all of Hoid’s abilities

Granted, your mom is now allergic to everything but cats. I wish Brandon Sanderson could write 10 times quicker while maintaining his current quality and skill.

Now onto the 5th oath

That makes sense, but I think that it will just be Adolin who brings her back. That would give more confidence to the spren if he did it and make them more willing to bond. However if Ishar did it, they may be more likely to bond his followers. Of course it seems like he may soon recover from his insanity and join Dalinar if the mission is accomplished, so who knows maybe he will do it after that.

Granted, you are now inspired to become the best assassin ever. Unfortunately you are discovered and given a life sentence in prison. your bane is to never be able to say anything with the letter G in it again. I wish for omnipotence and the ability and skill to use it without being harmed in any way.

I asked for access to unlimited stormlight not to hold it. Granted, you will wither in agony for eternity.

I don’t, I am just basing my reasoning on your assumptions, so you can’t argue with it.

Actually you should have an extra bane, but I am letting you off easy

Granted, unfortunately Wayne “traded” everything from you a few seconds ago and you’re left with a few small dead mammals, Wax’s second favorite gun, and Steris’s favorite situational planner. You will be stuck with these things forever. Your bane is for all your hair to fall out and never grow back I wish to have a permanent nahel bond with an honor spren and to have permanent access to unlimited stormlight.

The nightwatcher has decided to grant your request and give you three banes next wish instead of 2. Your bane is to have half your face deformed and twisted until it completely unrecognizable. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write his books 10 times quicker and with the same quality.

Granted, you were not in debt, but now you are indebted to Odium and he wants you to kill Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin then convince Dalinar to join him. your bane is to be unable to communicate in any way to anyone except Odium I wish that Rayse would be killed and Odium’s power to be shattered so thoroughly that no one will ever take up Odium again.

Unfortunately you owe her spheres which you cannot get without asking her

Granted you are now able to talk to them whenever you want, unfortunately it broadcasts to the entire cosmere(including Odium) and they cannot respond to you. Also you will look as if you are talking to no one on earth. Your bane is Odium find out about this and how you know about all the cosmere, so he kills you. I wish Harmony/Sazed will kill Odium and dispel his power so much that no one will ever be able to reassemble his shard.