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About Hentient

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    Space Cadet
  • Birthday 06/23/2004

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    Youuuuuu guessed it!! Reading
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    I like Sando of course, space, making literally anything if I can use my hands (knitting, crocheting, embroidery, woodworking, anything else ever), Space, hiking, NURSING, any animal ever, talking with sharders cause you are all awesome, have I mentioned space yet? MUSIC!!! I must be interested in typos cause I make a lot of them.

    Things I’m not interested in: SHARDERS BEING DOWN ON THEMSELVES- you are all so amazing so LOVE YOURSELF CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!!!

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  1. Thanks for the follow!

  2. am a parshendi

    Exhibit A: Iambic Pentameter 

  3. Alright. 

    I’ve got an idea.

    Hear me out.


    A 5 person teeter totter. 


    This amazing and only slightly dangerous contraption came to me in a dream (which means of course, that it’ll be amazing, and completely fail safe)


    So it’s a teeter totter with 5 people, and to get on it you have to be harnessed cause this thing gets wild.


    Each of the 5 main bars are connected to eachother, to the ceiling, and to the floor, by a bunch of ropes and pulleys. They’re all movable from side to side and up and down. In the center, there’s a hoop. I think you see where this is going (or maybe it so contrived only my sleep drunk brain could make these connections). There’s also a ball. The goal of the game is to get a basket, first person to make one wins. But, since everyone’s connected by both the basic teeter totter stuff, and by the ropes, there are so many ways to stop someone from making a goal. You could use gravity, pull on a rope and hope it connects to them, ALL THE THINGS.


    Oh and did I mention the whole thing spins? Also in my dream physics wasn’t really... the first priority. So I just have to make this thing so that it doesn’t bother physics. And also find a way to keep the ropes from getting tangled. And also a million other problems. 

    But I think it’s a solid plan.


    Also also in my dream I played this in the backstage of a baseball game during half time. There are so many things wrong with that sentence I can’t even comprehend it.






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    2. Hentient


      Awesome I’ve got 5 guinea pigs, I’m so pumped

    3. Matrim's Dice

      Matrim's Dice

      Now just to build the thing...

    4. Scarletfox


      It looks like your roster is already filled up, but maybe I could ride on someone's shoulders?

  4. marvel

    That pretty much sums up how I feel about the show right now. I really hope it’s gonna be great and I’m excited, but the first episode was a little... meh
  5. Like I said, delete with spice
  6. normal sharders would theorize on cosmere stuff, but us three? Apparently we theorize on moderation actions
  7. Probably delete and... delete with spice
  8. I would call what I have a tan. 

    Nor would I measure said tan by shade of skin tone.

    but I might measure my tan by pigments.

    in which case I have a slightly darker pigmentation then I did 5 days ago. 

    And this has been: the random thoughts of Hen


    Anyway, have a sunset! 883D4AEA-7411-4654-9E5B-D2068F4102DB.thumb.jpeg.1a09abc669420be4d12ab497d30b9093.jpeg


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    2. Doomstick


      like you, sweetiekins :wink:

    3. HaileyTheMistborn


      That’s a pretty sunset!


      Not pretty BOOTIFUL!


    4. Truthless of Shinovar

      Truthless of Shinovar

      Tans are nice!


  9. This is one of my favorite recipes, it’s for German pancakes. They’re literally the best, if I could pick one thing to have for the rest of my life it’d be these https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/german-pancakes-2/
  10. 10/10, any enemy of grammar is a friend of mine I forgot what my signature is so this'll be a surprise for me
  11. I can confirm
  12. Out of all the topics on the shard this is probably the best to necro Heck yeah we do, Chaos!!!
  13. Do you still enjoy being in this fandom? Or has being the Head Admin made it bittersweet?
  15. LOOK WHAT CAME!!! 


    I mean, I’ve already read it. But that crack in the spine of a freshly opened book is just :chefskiss: 

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    2. theTruthshaper




    3. Truthless of Shinovar
    4. Tesh


      Ah, yes, I love the cracking of my spine when I open a book.

      It's so perdy!!!

      That's awesome!