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18 hours ago, Frustration said:
Well, three people are quite Frustrated it would appear, very well I will aid you.
@Gregorio @Shallan Stormblessed @RaeTheRaven @Witless of Shinovar @NerdyAarakocra @Sequence @Ati16 @Elf @UnfortunatelyNamed
You know what
@Chinkoln @Chasmgoat @I Am A Fish I don't care if you guys are inactive, you deserve to be mentioned.
there is no escape, it appears
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Mr. Goat woke up at this point, in the fiesta already, as it had to end. Quite unfortunate.
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Gerald decided to completely give in to his madness and not expect anything unsurprising.
"Destroying a universe is a rather odd thing to do on a Thursday, even for money. Unless of course, you already had your tea for the day."1 -
4 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:
"I'm actually waiting for a flight, believe it or not," the boy says, looking up from his computer. "I was unaware that airports had secluded waiting rooms like this. Very interesting..."
"I'm in an airport! That's rather disturbing. I should be in the lobby beneath my penthouse." He frantically rushes towards the counter. "Hello! anyone there!"
At this time, he hears Rena's explanation. "So I'm in an insane asylum, perfect." He runs his hands through his hair as he paces around. He hated not knowing what was happening. And if it was somehow true... Nah, it couldn't be true. GERALD, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. Be posh, not not posh. No, that was a terribly phrased sentence. Oh well, he calmed himself and found a seat.0 -
2 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:
Rena looked up from the beat-up haircut catalogue to see the posh-iest man she had ever seen stride in. She coughed nervously, but she was kind of glad someone had come to wait with her, because she still had no idea what haircut she was going to get.
"Hi!" She said perkily, "This is The Waiting Room, don't you know? I'm waiting for a haircut, what do you think I should get?" Rena ruffled her frizzy, thick black hair that fell nearly to her waist. As she looked down, she realized how underdressed she felt now - sweatpants and a taco bell T-shirt... ah well, the best way to cover up insecurity was to smile and nod, so she looked back up at the man and gave him a big smile!
Another one walked in and Rena's smile wavered as it was replaced with an expression of curiosity and puzzlement as she inspected what was in the newcomer's hands.
Gerald was puzzled. "The courthouse gives haircuts now, does it?" Surely it didn't. He didn't even confirm it was the waiting room for the courthouse. What a mistake. He steps aside for the people entering as he ponders. "And what are you two here for?" He then looked at his watch, he was going to be late if he couldn't find where he needed to be.
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Gerald was a posh man. Or so he thought. He had everything a posh person is supposed to have, Britishness, a nice suit, a monocle, a fancy accent, and a love for tea. Not only was he posh, but he would consider himself the poshest. Or would of course, if he didn't spend his nights street racing. Of course, who's to say that sitting behind the wheel, ready for the countdown, and then burning rubber isn't posh. He was confident there was some culture that would appreciate it, somewhere, but not here. He was currently having a nice sip of tea, looking out his window at the town below. He sighed, life is way too slow.
***3 Days Later***
Well, he admitted, that was unexpected. Usually, the authorities let them do their races, as long as they make sure it's safe enough for bystanders. Something changed last night. The authorities arrived, and now, well, now he had a court summons. Of course, with with the brilliantly stupid thing he did, it makes perfect sense that they were arrested. Fantastic. Just what he needed on an awful Thursday morning. It's not like it could get any worse. "Stephen, I'm heading out!", He called to his butler. He made his way to the elevator and was listening to the awful music. Someone really needed to replace the speakers. These were broken so much they were incomprehensible. Ding, he reached the first floor. He stepped into the lobby. Hmmm... this was odd. He wasn't sure where he was. The elevator did take him to the first floor, yes? He looked around, seeing an unfamiliar waiting room. He frowned. The elevator behind vanished into the wall. This was quite peculiar. There didn't seem to be an attendant anywhere, only a lady on a couch. "Excuse me, miss, where are we?"
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He could've been lopen
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I am currently learning it...
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ah. I was unaware of this...
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*sigh*
whelp. @Scarletfox@Tesh@AmazingGoob, how are y'all doing?
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1 hour ago, Frustration said:
AWESOME!
What did you guys think of the gravity mod video?
made me think of windrunners
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"dancing kelsier can cure any hurt" - @Scarletfox
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Hello. I am here. indeed. yep.
not sure what to say. Techno is really cool.
space filling message to appear like I am have a lot worth saying.
Lorem ipsum.
Nature decided Techno wasn't good for business as everything else dies, but not him. So it's trying its hardest with the cancer. But Techno never dies.
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I can help with a bunch, I would imagine
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very cool! now I just wish I had pets...
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The hopeful hopping happy hippy hungry hippo who gets too disappointed, writes award-winning Rosharan movies, and is confused at the unending future of the 17th Sharders (plus their bloodthirsty kittens) is potentially named President President the President.
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6 hours ago, Enter a username said:
“Pretty good, though it looks like you might have reason to be concerned for your health.” He gestured, somehow, to the three above posts.
"for what reason?" Sloopadoop the old raises an eyebrow as the person seems to wave their hands at something not there.
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13 hours ago, Enter a username said:
Someone showed up. “Hi!” he said. “I just showed up!”
"Well hello there! How are you?"
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"hey folks" Sloopadoop the old's voice echoes throughout the world, "Can we not break the fourth wall for the next two posts so I can lose a organ?" Sloopadoop frowns. "I didn't mean to say that, it would appear that some strange being is controlling my mouth."
QuoteTis I, Chasmessian, a being from above summoned to torture sloopadoop the old. Please let him be hurt, will you?
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Just now, Elf_at_heart said:Quote
it's fine, I believe I did the same thing in my early RP's. And it's not terrible as it kinda fits in -ish with this strange RP style.
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57 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said:
Hey, didn't you read? Lizzie and her storyline has been poofed out of existence.
QuoteI was thinking that was a character you had made... It's generally frowned upon to control another's character.
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9 hours ago, 2EmLee2 said:
“Well, I wish, just for plot conveniences, but I’m afraid not. Unless it’s that one over there.”
Lizzi pointed to a small white fluffy dog being walked by a mom with three kids, one of which being a baby and in a stroller. The dog’s collar said “Killer.”
"I doubt it's that one, as I actually have never even owned a dog."
Sloopadoop the old yawns and lays down on the ground for a nap.
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5 hours ago, 2EmLee2 said:
Lizzi did her homework and went outside, where another person was, reading a sign that fell out of the sky.
”How convenient that another person is right here. I was waiting for something exiting to happen.”
Hearing a voice, Sloopadoop the old turns.
"Well hello there! You wouldn't happen to know where my pet dog is, would you?"
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Hurt/Heal: Cosmere works
in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Way of Kings - 10
Oathbringer - 8
Hero of Ages - 8
Secret History - 10
Warbreaker - 9
The Emperor's Soul - 8
hurt The Emperor's Soul, heal Hero of Ages