Chasmgoat

I was going to write this as a response to my original status update, but I forgot comment mechanics don't allow many lines 

Also I storming know I'm going to miss some people, so if you don't see your name here, please know I love literally everyone here, and you are amazing, I just happen to be functioning on about three brain cells at the moment 

(Also it seems to not want to @ some people, and others I forgot their shard names, so sorry if it's a bit wonky here for the names/nicknames)

@AonEne you are amazing my goodness, such a good friend and really just such a cool person overall. I really look up to you in many ways, thanks for being such an awesome inspiration

@Mist another true inspiration to me, you're really fun and honestly just very smart, I know everyone jokes about you being the responsible one, but it really is true, you are so appreciated. But you're also super fun and cool outside of that too, and I've enjoyed having you as a friend 

@Chasmessian I cannot begin to describe what an amazing friend you have been to me over the past year or so, thank you, truly. From out random conversations on bagels to our deep life discussions, I have enjoyed every storming minute of it. *virtually ruffles hedgehog*

@FriarFritz/NOAM you are an amazing, lovely, loyal friend who's kind to everyone, you have always cared, you are amazing, and you are the best (platonic) valentine I've ever had (I swear I almost definitly cried that day)

@Channelknight Fadran you are really nice and friendly to everyone, thank you for being you

@DramaQueen of course you and Fadran's names must be close; You are such a wonderful person I've enjoyed every conversation we've had, you are lovely and loyal to everyone, and have taught me a lot

VENNIEEEE  You are the probably the most optimistic supportive happy person I've ever met, and you have truly inspired me as well, I love the way you happily greet everyone, are constantly looking out for everyone's well being, and just generally super super caring. Thank you.

TRUTHIE you are going to run the world some day, you are so storming smart! I have loved getting to know you, and I think you are destined for a wonderful future. 

@Blessing of Potency You are also really cool and confident, you are quite fabulous and lovely

@Doomstick you are so kind and cool!! We really need to get that civ 6 game to happen one of these days, *hisses at life stuff*

DARK you are lovely and kind to everyone! You got this friend!

TAKEN you are amazing and such a thinker! I love the way you are open to new ideas and I have enjoyed every conversation we've had, serious ones and regular ones. I like the way you really value the people around you, you value our opinions, our life, our feelings. You are so cool

CYNI you are amazing and kind!

@Vapor*HUGGSSS* I enjoy being around you and your wonderful personality

@Condensation you are fabulous and loving to everyone around you, I will never forget you were the first ever person I interacted with extensively on the shard, and it was when I realized this forum was really really pog. Thank you for being your amazingly kind and sweet you

@Nathrangking you are an amazing poet and writer, thank you for putting up with me for so long with our rp-ing adventures during my time in FotT, you are truly an inspiration and I learned a lot about poetry from you, thank you friend

@KyL I don't know if you'll ever see this, but you also taught me a lot about writing and invention, I enjoyed getting to know you through rp-ing adventures

also that never ending chess game will always be a special memory for me

@Emi you are amazing and wonderful! I love your quirky wonderful personality, and you are an amazing artist

PUNNY you are actually so hilarious, I aspire to reach that level of punning, but also I have enjoyed our interactions and hope to have more

@Spock I love your personality so much!! You have been a huge help on my twitch and discord, and great friend. You are so nice too, and I really truly enjoy being around you

@KnightofIron I have enjoyed our conversations, and you are also a caring and cool person who I've enjoyed talking too

@revelryintheart I've also enjoyed getting to know you, another person who introduced me to the kind culture of the Shard

@Hen You amazing friend, it's been a hot second, but I have also really enjoyed getting to know you as well, you incredibly kind and loving

Meta, Affie, Dannex, Jester, Flying, Twig, SuperiorCiderCan I've enjoyed y'all as well, you guys are all AMAZING and I literally love ALL of you. 

Reading this back I realize that a decent portion of this doesn't make sense and it's because I'm quite tired and the day after my shardiversery is over in about fifteen minutes, however I hope at the end of the day you all realize what amazing human beings you all are, and that I love you and every moment we've had

Also another thing that happened, fittingly today, is that I GOT A PUPPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*dies in cuteness overload (for the third time, I think)*

Well, it's been a year, and I have loved every storming moment I've been on the Shard. This is my last thank you and it is to Chaos and all of the mods. This place couldn't exist without you, I never would have met all the wonderful people I've met here if y'all didn't make this amazing place, and also keep it safe and uphold the wonderful culture it has. Thank you so so so much, you have helped so many of us so much, and my thankfulness for this place will never end

It's that time of year.... I can still hardly believe it's been an entire storming year since I joined the shard 

There are so many people I need to thank and I can't believe I have had the honor of knowing over the past year, it amazes me, however my parents are making me go to bed now, so I won't be able to tell y'all just how amazing you are until tomorrow, but in short, just know that my experience here has been amazing with every single person I've met. You are all fabulous and lovely, truly, thank you. 

I do enjoy bouncing

Hi @Tesh and @The Awakened Salad! 

Hey. I'm returning... I guess

(I was Chasmgoat, but I don't like goats so I changed, my name is based of the greek teumessian fox)

So many SUs lately! I regret nothing everything.

This time: remember when I made that quiz that tested what percent Fadran you were? Well I made a new one! Take it! (Please).

https://forms.gle/WGyN53ko9eacodyD8

 

Anybody else not have enough time for the shard for about a week and come back and find out everyone has been having fun without you?

This happens to me all the time.

Also, sidenote- What is the time period to respond to status updates for you people? I usually only reply if the last comment on the update is within about a day.

Anybody else not have enough time for the shard for about a week and come back and find out everyone has been having fun without you?

This happens to me all the time.

Also, sidenote- What is the time period to respond to status updates for you people? I usually only reply if the last comment on the update is within about a day.

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Eleven million thanks to @Dannex, @Aspiring Writer, @Spren of Kindness, @Experience, @revelryintheart, @Emi, @Doomstick, @The Storming Stormfather!!!

Last year, when I turned 16, I posted a status update for my birthday and didn't get a single response. I didn't exactly expect any, but it was still kinda depressing.

And now here you guys are posting the statuses for me! Thanks a ton, guys!

This morning I was going through a conversation in my head while walking through my school, and winked to myself like I would have had I been talking to someone. I was just passing some kid in the hallway when I did, so now a random kid probably is wondering why the heck I winked at them

This morning I was going through a conversation in my head while walking through my school, and winked to myself like I would have had I been talking to someone. I was just passing some kid in the hallway when I did, so now a random kid probably is wondering why the heck I winked at them

Kay yeah I'm doing two SUs in a row. What're you gonna do about it?

Anyways... I have some new sculpting clay and I wanna know what I should make out of it.

Favorite website to waste time on that isn’t the shard or YouTube or social media, go. I is bored.

Happy birthday!!!

Currently, I am looking at a completely blank document titled "The Fellowship of the Thing."

Yeah, that's right. I'm giving it a book.

I'm giving a scudding roleplay a scudding book.

Should I continue?

okay, so it was a year. Huh. I have to say that this definitely wasn't an easy year for me. You guys helped me a lot tho, I love y'all. Sharder Liar community is awesome and I am so so so glad I joined.
 All of you are great friends. Shard also improved my English and made me a lot less anxious in Person, which is amazing.
so.... people:

VAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR you simply have to be the first one. I'm sorry for difficulties. I am so sad that you can't be around more. You are an amazing person and I love you. You are worth of happiness and one of the most beautiful people both inside and out. I'm just so sad we can't really talk like ever  

FADRAN I'm very happy to say that you're my best friend! You are sooooooooooo cool, fun, helpful and nice!

@AonEne (I will mention you, so you can see it) if not your friendliness I wouldn't be here. Both you and Salad are supper funny and I really enjoy your presence.

Fritz and Truthie, both of you have no idea how much you helped me. Fritz you are NOT useless. Not at all. 

Dark, I love how you greet me everyday. I hope you'll feel generally better soon. 

HEEEEEEEEEEN I love talking to you and sometimes doing akhschdbidc in DMs  (aslo I loev yuor typoes  )

Vennie, (uhh, I don't know your name on the shard so I'll just summon you through SL) thanks for all the hugs you gave me!

Jester, I am so excited for the DnD! Thank you for taking your time to explain all the rules to me, since I don't understand that much

Goaty and Stick, both of you are great and I really enjoy chatting with you 

Lessie, I also enjoy long conversationss with you because those, however rarely, happen

Mist, your responsibility is just- wow. I don't think there is a more adultish person who isn't yet an adult. You're great!

rev, you're the best artist here, I love your work! You're also a nice person in general (well and maybe demonic sometimes too)

Star and Xino, I am not very close with neither of you, but you two seem really cool! I'm glad you have each other!

Queen, idk what to say really but I also love chatting with you! And you are beautiful in both female and male form  

Salad, I also really liked our RP, it was super fun to text with you then!

okay, so that's the end I guess. I know there is much more of you and if I didn't mention you I'm sorry! I am writing this while being at school, so I don't really have time. I'm just glad that all of you are here. As I said you all made my life better. Love yall 

Hi everyone! I wanna apologize for leaving without warning for a while. My mental health took a very sharp and unexpected downturn and there were some family emergencies, but fortunately everything turned out ok and I’m doing better now. I should be able to back and active now 

I am currently sitting by myself at a tiny desk-sized table in an airplane-hangar-sized cafeteria. There are roughly a hundred tables total in this place, each placed six feet apart from all adjacent tables. People here are confined one to a table; during lunch, you're allowed to eat your food and chat with the other inmates at a distance. During free period, you're allowed to work on your homework and have hushed conversations with other people.

Where am I? Prison? No.

School.

*Sighs*

Coronavirus has made my school an internment camp. This is just great.

I play chess. I consider myself pretty good at it. So I decided to do something cool. I sent a friend request to Magnus Carlsen. If you don't know who that is, he is the Chess World Champion. He is known to some as the greatest chess player to ever live.
Now, If he accepts this friend request, (which is more likely than you would think as some of his friends have low ELO ranking and are not very active), then I will challenge him to a match. I will put it on daily so we each have 1 day per turn. 
My goal is not to win, but merely to put him in check. I don't know if that's possible. but I want to be able to say that I played the World Chess Champion and put him in check. Because that would be epic.

I just really hope this works

I play chess. I consider myself pretty good at it. So I decided to do something cool. I sent a friend request to Magnus Carlsen. If you don't know who that is, he is the Chess World Champion. He is known to some as the greatest chess player to ever live.
Now, If he accepts this friend request, (which is more likely than you would think as some of his friends have low ELO ranking and are not very active), then I will challenge him to a match. I will put it on daily so we each have 1 day per turn. 
My goal is not to win, but merely to put him in check. I don't know if that's possible. but I want to be able to say that I played the World Chess Champion and put him in check. Because that would be epic.

I just really hope this works

See you later

Hey everyone, for a project, I need to send a survey to a lot of people. At least 50. I have 55 followers (even though most won't see this) anyway, please, please, please fill this out and share it with friends or family!

It's a very short survey, only 2 questions.

Thank you!

https://forms.gle/W4FZYMYG1KxwQeaC6

Also, if it doesn't work let me know

Hey everyone, for a project, I need to send a survey to a lot of people. At least 50. I have 55 followers (even though most won't see this) anyway, please, please, please fill this out and share it with friends or family!

It's a very short survey, only 2 questions.

Thank you!

https://forms.gle/W4FZYMYG1KxwQeaC6

Also, if it doesn't work let me know

See you later

Out of the blue, here a couple of good quotes with no context for everybody!

My friend: “Yeah Gabe, you missed out on a lot, I discovered cosmic truth and [Truthless] threw up!”

(No I didn’t actually throw up)

My other friend: “Goats are the new currency.”

(Yes we actually intend to use you as currency Goat)