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Status Updates posted by Chasmgoat
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Arg.
My computer is currently going at 1/2 a frame per second.
I just want to see what I am typing! I am currently rendering an animation and it is going to take forever.
arg.
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Lol well rip your computer. Is it at least rendering something awesome? A new project for us to see??
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Ah, actually I can't show it. Sorry. It is for my geometry class. He, my teacher, said whoever comes up with the best cover on google slides gets extra credit on a major grade. It includes some personal information. I may make a variation for the shard.
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No worries, makes total sense! May you get that extra credit in style!
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Hi, I made a thread with this question but decided to also put it in a status update. would anybody want to participate in a forum version of the card game "coup" It is about deception and is really fun. I can explain more if wanted.
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include me. Love card games.
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I will make it tomorrow if I have time...
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I love this game!! It's been forever since I've played it though.
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so earlier @Scout_Fox and I were talking on a status update about time machines... Anyway, Mine showed up and I just came from 2078 and I have some major SA book 10 spoilers!
So, Dalinar becomes a crab and has a huge battle with stick who is a worldhopper and picked up the shard of odium and they fight and all of a sudden Wayne walks in, breaks the 4th wall and the entire cosmere stops right there.
anyway... Oh, right! hey, past self! go read! *slaps self*
I am weird
no, I don't need help...
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*gasp* The audacity! You didn't even put it in a spoiler box! Yes, go read. Yes, we're weird. No, we're all totally fine.
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So you did just have to wait a little while... knew it would come eventually
Dang if Stormlight 10 is out in 2078 that's gonna be a longgg time waiting for the end of the Cosmere. Good thing you were able to snag some bits while you can!
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I knew it! Hehe.
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so, uh... dawnshard came out. I haven't read it yet...
I started my SA reread late. I just started oathbringer again and so I am going to need to read it very very quickly so I can read dawnshard before RoW comes out. I am not going to be nearly as active for the next week or so.
Farewell!
P.S. I am probably going to be active the same amount. I am addicted to the shard... I will just pretend to myself I am not. But, if you see me on the shard for more than 10 minutes use this status update to digitally slap me and tell me to go read. Thank you!
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Have fun! I'm rereading, I'm currently on WoR and will be completely done before Friday. Oathbringer, school, and everything.
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Hehe. Same. I just finished WoK, and just started WoR. I’m a kindle reader, so it says I’m eight percent in. I hope I can finish ah everything before RoW.
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Yes! Ebook readers unite!
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I am an absolute idiot. I spent an hour editing a pdf for a class and when I closed it I pushed "revert changes" instead of "save changes"
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Quite possibly... you mighta trapped yourself in a time loop in the future though where you do have it and keep brining it back to that future point when you got it (ie you haven't gotten it yet??)
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I might be misunderstanding but I would not be trapped. I would only do it once. Time would keep going and the person I gave it to would travel back in time and give it to their past self.
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Oh "the person I gave it to" being someone else ok lol yes then apparently you do not have one (for now only hopefully??)
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Status update: Sick and staying at home (not covid)
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thanks
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Well, at least that means more 17th Shard.Get better soon! -
Aw. Get well soon!
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complete and total random thought.
What if the adverb version of melancholy (melancholiously) was pronounced
mull-ahn-cull-ee-us-lee
because I saw that word somewhere earlier today and read it that way. I have no idea why.
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I am also tired and can't think, was that a joke? if not, I don't think it is pronounced that way...
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mel-an-koll-ee-us-lee. I think.
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So instead of "melon", mine was more like "mullan". Anyway, It was a weird thought at the time to me...
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question. What happened to queen? Did she say she was going inactive or something?
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I... think she's just way busy with school and stuff? Coma back Queen, we miss you!
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so, most of you do not like my Pfp and it is no longer Halloween so I am going to change it.
Actually, I will keep it for thanksgiving and then change it. So, hope you can stand looking at it for a while more. Happy Halloween! and don't be the kind of person to give out pencils or toothbrushes, just don't.
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HALLOWEEN!!!
ok. that is it. bye.
don't look in the spoiler box.
Spoileryou did it. just wow. *slow clap* Do not open the next one
Spoileror the next
Spoilerdo not open anymore after this
Spoilerdo not open a single one on this status update
SpoilerI am just kidding... I was going to say "you lost the game" but decided against it.
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Okay. It can be, though.
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yeah, yeah, i know. I have a thing where i call myself insane and act as if it's a compliment, just a thing, also, LAOMST DONE
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*ALMOST DONE
Yeah, I get it. You can't edit Status Updates.
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Two words: Francium Bathbomb
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Nice!
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add some Oganesson for some extra radioactivity
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Ah yes, this was a point of discussion in my chemistry class a few years back. In between planning for the Racoon-pocalypse, we devised the devastating francium bomb, or "f-bomb."
That was a really weird class.
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I am going to assume that the hand turkey is male. If it were female (and vorin) would it be considered a safe body?
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it would be considered naked. And if it's naked, there's a chance it wants to be mating. And the great words of pattern, NO MATING!
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I would prefer not to look at the hand turkey, thank you much.
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Hey, I think we all feel the same way.
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LMAO that's the most backhand, roundabout, squidly doinked compliment I've ever seen but it counts Chasmgoat I approve! Your post was actually kinda hilarious I love it
And oh dear oh dear, this is like watching a high speed race, you know at any second it could end in complete disaster and yet at the same time it's too exciting not to watch May you fare well Aspiring!!
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squidly doinked
XD
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yes, let's hope I don't end up losing this account. the last thing I want is to have to get back all that rep.
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I came to the conclusion that I am the most humble person on the shard.
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Hehe. @Aspiring Writer, so true.
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I applaud the joke.
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ok, I will conform. I will soon change to a scarier pfp.
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You could, I wouldn't advise it.
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Last, last one:
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Gross! Stop! Eugh!
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Changed my pfp and not sure if I like it. what does the person replying right now think?
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The goat looks really buff
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I call him the manly goat
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I think he looked abnormally buff before, but now he’s a good kind of buff. Overall I like it!
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I had to...
They made me do it...
sorry...
so, so sorry...
I am forced to say it, but you are not forced to read it...
DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER BOX
please...
for your sake...
Spoilerstorm you... You brought this upon yourself.
SpoilerI predicted it.
SpoilerMy warnings cannot stop you...
Spoilerone last warning lies behind the next box...
SpoilerThis is the last warning... Turn away before it is too late.
SpoilerYou lost the game.
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Yes, we have to know that it is bad for us not to want to see it.
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Humans hate what they can't understand.
Why can we not know what is in the spoiler tags? We don't understand, therefore we hate. -
If in this box is that I’ve lost the game, I lost it anyway. *checks*
HAHA, knew that!
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I got call to adventure: stormlight archive for my birthday!
I noticed in some of the art, the character's safehands are revealed so I would not recommend if you are still a child.
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A game with uncovered safehands?! Why would anyone draw such horrid things?
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They should be recalled!!
Can't have something that scandalous out for the general populace!
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Woah calm down no NSFW content here.
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I am tired of PMing people. Anyone wanna be my shardbuddy? I don't bite
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QUINTUPLE FRIENDEDNESS!!!!!! (I think we broke the caps lock y'all, exclamation point also be dead ) Would be quintuple delighted to be your friend as well as well as well as well as well!!
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Double yayyyyyyy!
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@HoidWasTaken of course!!
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I went to sleep with no notifications and woke up to this.
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Well, you see, Wind, I have school, and I have homework.
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Me too, but- Fadran! Nooooooo!!!
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And yet you are still in like 5 RPS or something @Channelknight Fadran