Daneil

Notices you and whips a shotgun out from between my buttocks

Granted, but every time you try to play a different piece, your piano explodes. I wish for the power to create person sized cucumbers

*uno reverse card*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Accompanied by me as a baby)

Granted, but your boon then becomes obsolete. Making your nose slightly bigger instead of whatever you wished for. I wish for more than 2 hours of sleep

Were you?

Do you?

Agreed

*WINS MORE AND BETTER*

Hey. May I read it as well?

Granted, but your dog lacks all color and appendages. I wish for an autonomous robot Brandon Sanderson, that continues to make books for the rest of eternity.

Granted, but they are all under the age of 10, and continue to pester you with emails every second of your life till you die. I wish for a life size cut out of Brandon Sanderson.

*makes tsking noises* French toast is equally as dry as waffles. The real leader is the syrup. C'mon. Lets be honest with ourselves. Now, please, give in. There is no point in arguing for such an obsolete breakfast food.

OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A GOOD CREPE! The only potential that waffles provide, is regret and an inevitable regurgitation of the vile substance.

Is it now? Because CREPES WIN EASILY. DON'T EVEN CONTRADICT ME. ITS A FACT!

Duh...

*uses flamethrower on stack of waffles*

Granted, but from here on out, any help you get is unhelpful and very broad. The only way to gain information is through books. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to publish books at twice the pace he is currently.

Hi I love Brandon Sanderson and the books I have read so far have been great! I have read the Reckoners and Skyward so far. I will most likely read Starsight as well. Should I read Mistborn? I have heard some great things about it! Other recommendations would be appreciated. Otherwise I will just come through periodically to check up on the forums. Great community and overall great site. -Daniel (or Daneil because Daniel was taken)