The Awakened Salad

Me: *writes extremely detailed description of the main character, world, and plot, but still doesn’t have 3/6 major characters created*

Oh well time to write about my world’s transportation of goods between classes and how such work is distributed between different social ranks 

(I kid you not this is what I spend most of Monday pondering. Turns out it involves lots of trucks and bowing. Also heavy labor. I’m not even sure it’ll make the book, kinda hard to stick in depth descriptions of economical labor distribution into a novella length piece )

Salad, you have a disease known as Procrastination. Symptoms include procrastination.

Luna, you have a disease known as Chronic MicroWorldbuilding. Symptoms include designing incredibly nitpicky details for your world when you should instead be making things that make sense in the narrative.

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Turns out it involves lots of trucks and bowing.

So I misread this as “trucks and bowling” and spent a solid minute trying to figure out how trucks fit into ten pin bowling 

I’m the opposite lol. I create a bunch of characters, develop their relationships with each other, then have no plot or world for them to go to 

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Salad, you have a disease known as Procrastination. Symptoms include procrastination.

*procrastinates responding to this*