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  1. I'm just using non-cosmere words for the first two, first three if I don't have a clue. Works well, I get it in 4 reliably.
  2. The ShardShop Welcome to ShardShop, the Cosmere's only store for all your shard-based needs. Come to our shop, situated just inside the pits of hathsin for reasonably priced shardblades (only one & a half kingdoms each) and hemalurgic spikes (we have Steel, Iron, Gold, and Atium options). Merchandise includes: ShardBlades & Plate ( 1.5 kingdoms each) Hemalurgic spikes (fifty extra boxings for pre invested) Steel (Fifty boxings) Iron (Fifty boxings) Gold (Seventy five boxings) Atium (Four hundred boxings) Hemalurgic spiked chicken monsters (at the owners own risk) Shin spiked chicken (free interworld shipping) Fabrials (without stormlight) Seons (for all your money + 5 boxings) Harmony's patented slideshow device (as seen in The bands of mourning) And much more!!! Come to the ShardShop today!* *At your own risk. We tried spiking a chasmfiend, and were not exactly sure where in the store it is.
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  4. From the album Stormlight Logo

    This seems like a pretty good representation of the stormlight archive, for a logo.
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  6. I use TinkerCad I am so impressed you made this
  7. Comebacks by hoid, you say? When you say Mistborn, do you mean servants or Lerasium spikes? Either way, take the Chasmfeind, it's your problem now.
  8. Hmm... You know what? Sure. You're hired. Your first job is ensuring that the flaming stick burns the goat, and no one else.
  9. Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier! Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn. If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8.
  10. Well.... Technically. It's not exactly easy to transport. Very flammable. One of our earlier models caused the destruction of Roshar's second continent in a massive firestorm.
  11. Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.* Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal.
  12. ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.
  13. RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone.
  14. Done, and done. Here's the blade of Jezereh'Elin *looks around* Well... you have to... shshsssshshshhsh with a shshshshshshhhhh at shhshhhssh.
  15. Scadrial. The whole planet. Barring that I'll accept Threnody and First of Sun. I don't have enough change for Yolen, Roshar, or Sel, so I'll take them, but I can't give you change.
  16. You're hired, No (that's a subscription service), and yes.
  17. So, reading the sample chapters from The Rythm of War has given insight into the longterm question of whether or not Elsecallers can teleport. From what we've seen the new fused do, it seems that Elsecallers should be able to teleport. Previously seen fused teleportation seems to show that short-ranged teleportation is a thing, but you can't take anything with you that's not directly part of you (I assume that this means something part of your spirit web). Now, here's the big question. As far as we know, Elsecaller Jasnah Kholin should be able to teleport. Unless she's sworn the 4th ideal (which, granted, could have happened) she probably can't summon shard plate to use as clothing. The fused we've seen teleport seems to get around the issue of not being able to take clothing with you by wearing its own hair as clothing. Will Jasnah Kholin, queen of Alethkar, begin wearing a Havah made from her own hair? Discuss.
  18. Yes, Yes, No, No, How's your cooking? Can you make a chouta?, Ok, We have 2 in stock.
  19. Good point.
  20. Done, and Done. Don't worry. We have TOP quality *mutters under breath*. TOP quality
  21. If I don't have Aziz, I want Alethkar