ShardShaper

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    Does anyone have a hemalurgic spike remover I can borrow? People keep on passing out whenever I walk into a room, and I think it has something to do with the spikes through my eyes.

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  1. Truthwatcher frowned. "I foresee us not making is past Amia in that thing. Everyone turned to Truthwatcher. "FORSEEING THE FUTURE IS OF ODIUM!!!" Stoneward yelled. He threw his "do last vacation again" sign at Truthwatcher. "Actually, I was just thinking that as a Truthwatcher you shouldn't be able to do that." said Elsecaller. "I can still make predictions based on facts" said truthwatcher.
  2. "Sorry L-Weaver, but that's a no." Willshaper said. "I brought it with us!" Willshaper pulled open the door, reveling an RV with a bunch of suitcases in it. "CLIMB IN!!"
  3. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT AS A POSSIBILITY!!! (actually my theory is that doomslug is the biological component)
  4. I'll be honest, I was pretty sure that was a stress induced hallucination
  5. What part did you not get? For Sanderson I thought Skyward was pretty mild on the curveball scale. Very good, but not particularly surprising (other than Doomslug. He is a total wild card.)
  6. The creepy white haired guy in the background cackled, and ran outside the happy inquisitor carrying a boatload of spikes.
  7. Gran- The nightwatcher sees your roleplay and refuses to grant it. Even she has her limits. I wish for a chair leg.
  8. While we're talking about Jasnah, let me say that Jazeth is the best. At least as long as Jasnah gets over the fact he killed her father. Come on, ship the control freaks! As for Shaladin VS Shadolin (though I think its funnier to say Kalan then Shaladin) Here is what I said on another Ship thread: Ok, so here is my theory for the "Who does Shallan storming like" debate. To me it seems like shallan is doing something to her spiritweb when she creates personas. My theory is that she will end up fracturing her spirit web, and split into three distinct physical entities. Radiant and Veil will actually just be condensed investure, but Shallan will have no control over them. So, while Shallan is happily married with Adolin, Veil will start hitting on Kaladin. Quite frankly, I feel like as soon as this happens, Radiant will immediately run off, form her own Nahel bond (possibly as a dustbringer) and kill odium. This is just my two clips, but I stand by the spiritweb fracture theory.
  9. THEORY: Those cats are gold compounders. That's why they don't die!* *Cats are already dead. On the inside.
  10. theory

    Ok, so here is my theory for the "Who does Shallan storming like" debate. To me it seems like shallan is doing something to her spiritweb when she creates personas. My theory is that she will end up fracturing her spirit web, and split into three distinct physical entities. Radiant and Veil will actually just be condensed investure, but Shallan will have no control over them. So, while Shallan is happily married with Adolin, Veil will start hitting on Kaladin. Quite frankly, I feel like as soon as this happens, Radiant will immediately run off, form her own Nahel bond (possibly as a dustbringer) and kill odium. This is just my two clips, but I stand by the spiritweb fracture theory.
  11. Tell that to Syl.
  12. Granted. You are now Nan Balat, and your leg is *Makes hand waving motion*. After Shallan refuses to kill Jasnah for the ghostbloods, Mraize kills you himself. I wish to be able to give myself any power I can think of. (that is a lot of powers. Full compounder, infinityith heightening, Every surge & spren, Everything from Sel, Triplication [that one I came up with, it is part of my screenplay], Sand master, Every Aivar, Being a shard, the ability to manipulate energy at will, teleportation Rifting [another @shardshaper original] and much more. Oh, and my left arm is nightblood)
  13. Whaaaaaa... Um, we've got hemalurgicaly spiked everythings (even plants,shades, and spren).
  14. Oh... Oh my poor, poor friend... (sobs) before finishing, know this. They are- (sobs again) -they are happy where they are. When you finish this, and read secret history, you will know what I mean. Once you finish and come out of your misery coma- Wait what? YOU! YOU DEVIL, YOU DEMON!!! YOU- YOU VOIDBRINGER!!!