Queen’sWit

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YKYASFW you dream of falling off of your bed, landing on your sister’s copy of Oathbringer which breaks you back causing you to be stuck in a wheelchair.

Hello! Welcome to the Shard! What is your favorite series/book?

Spoilers for Mistborn Era One

Mistborn-Stranger Things meme. Spoiler tag for the squeamish

Thanks guys! My project is finished now, and this really helped

Yeah...my phone was being weird and didn’t post anything, so I tried again and again.

I need to do a project on The Alloy of Law for English class, but I’m having a hard time coming up with “inspiring quotes”. What are your favorites?

I know I’ve posted this elsewhere, but...

YNYASFW you’re told you’re sleep talking about whether Wax or Wayne is fatter...

In the song “Cheerleader” by Omi, I thought the line was “Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a jellyhead,” when really it was cheerleader.

You know when you’re listening to a song and you realize you’ve had the lyrics messed up the whole time? The first time I listened to “Stitches” by Shawn Mendes I thought at a certain point he said, “Chicken, farting onto my knees,” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU Skip to 01:09 if you want to hear it. Have any other funny misheard lyrics?