FatherTiempo

...chewed through fabric of space and time.

I should have read the fine print.

FT knitted a hat, quietly, in the corner.

*applaudes loudly* *can't spell applaudes* *wins anyway*

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.... if you fell on your face that would hurt quite a lot If you dropped off of a cliff you would be rather not If you tried to stop A trip you'd see That gravity is your enemy And then you'd weep about your lot I hope we get to 800 soon And please excuse This ugly tune I wish I had a frog. Are we there yet?

FT thrust a barrage of stewed peaches at Lift's hastily constructed barricade.

Lift retaliated with an oatmeal cream pie.

Meanwhile on the other side of TLT... FT screamed and threw a banana at Lift. "Your pancake shop was always more popular than my fashionable spectacle boutique!"

*wins quietly*

FT stared at the bloody scene. "According to the Narratory Laws of Interpretation, the Jelly Babies appear to have decapitated themselves. "

"Yes, yes, and my assorted deodorant as well." FT grumbled.

... ... ... Hermitcraft is a real thing? ... ... ... I THOUGHT TLT MADE IT UP!!!! ... ... ... I AM BETRAYED!!! ... ... ... I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUNCH OF HERMIT CRABS DOING ART CRAFTS, AND OCCASIONALLY DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION!!!

"Didn't I say that this would happen?" FT said hunkered down in a bunker with the other assembled Narrators. He scowled at the fowl bird. "If we have to stay here any longer to avoid the Jelly Babies, I'm eating the chicken."

FT sniffed back a tear. Silver was no more. His limp body lay still in the ground. Kill Pink, Heal Indigo Blue - 10 Green - 10 Turquoise - 10 Indigo - 11 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 56 Viridian - 10 Cyan - 10 Periwinkle - 10

Is growing the opposite of balding?

In the eye!

"Bad Withy! " FT shouted, breaking himself from his trance.

Sofa

And Queso dip.

Crikey

FT paused in his alliterative diocese. "Whoa, that's deep."

Upholding

FT continued snacking on black licorice and producing scathing essays. He just--couldn't--stop.

"But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am a goat.

The pooooooooooh!