Elend Venture

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About Elend Venture

  • Rank
    The reader of books at social events.
  • Birthday 08/23/2003

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  • Website URL
    https://www.idonthaveawebsitestormoff.com
  • AIM
    What in Domi's name is this?
  • MSN
    fakenewsagency
  • ICQ
    is this the same thing as my IQ? OK, lets go 170
  • Yahoo
    Netan
  • Jabber
    -wok
  • Skype
    Lets talk here instead, OK?

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Keep Venture
  • Interests
    Swordplay (particularly 16th Century Italian), Sanderson books, archery, Trying to get a private pilots licence (making progress),

Recent Profile Visitors

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  1. Granted. Your bane is that you move to Europe and they stopped selling them there because America bought the company. I wish for somone to answer this post on the 'Introduce Yourself' thread.
  2. Welcome to the shard! May I ask what you favorite song/band is?
  3. Hi!

    Welcome to the Shard! May I ask your favorite character?
  4. *twitches from caffeine* Granted. Your bane is that you are taken by brigands and forced into slavery. I wish for a cup of coffee.
  5. From the album Stormlight Archive Fanart

    Shallan and her sketchbook.
  6. From the album Stormlight Archive Fanart

    Catladin?
  7. Thanks for following me!

    1. Rosharan A.C.

      Rosharan A.C.

      Your very welcome. And thanks for following me also!

  8. Hey, thanks for following me! I visited your page, and I was totally looking for my profile picture under followers, and I was like “What?!! I’m not following Elend?!!”:D

    1. Truthless of Shinovar

      Truthless of Shinovar

      *following me back

    2. Elend  Venture

      Elend Venture

      No problem, You are a nice fellow, I would have done it earlier too if I had remembered, sorry.^_^

  9. Granted. You OD on amphetamine. "Sorry," says the Nightwatcher, "that was kinda dark." I wish that Kaladin and Szeth could dogfight with SMGs.
  10. Some truthless short guy 8/10 for low pixels on the potographer's camera.
  11. 352. Never ignore a wizard's commands.
  12. Granted. It does, that is, until you pass out from lack of sleep while hang gliding over the Atlantic. I wish to manipulate fire.
  13. Fair. Grainy. Cowboy. Sheepboy? 8/10
  14. The body disappeared. The head remained. Elend summoned a mile high monolith of ice, with the words "Here disappeared Sir Redacted of Arse's body" carved on the north facing side, out of the ground. As it started to melt, Elend thought better of it and put the world into a nuclear winter in order to preserve the monument. He hefted Nice once more, thrusting it into the ground...and using it as a shovel. He dug a hole and put redacted's head in it, and covered it with dirt. He replaced the words on the monolith with: "Here lies [REDACTED]".