Lunamor

Luna continued to awkwardly pat Granite’s back, as he had not let go yet.

True. Luna, not really knowing what to do, awkwardly patted him on the back.

Dude, you aren’t very merciful today, are you? Lunamor handed Granite an ice cream cone.

Why subject me to the punishment of having a voice in my head? I should punt you outta here! Although you may yet still have some good punchlines... Look, this fighting is giving a pungent odor to my headspace. If we don’t soon reach a punderstanding, I fear that soon chaos in my brain will reign. It will be punstoppable! Punfortunately, I don’t think that voices like leaving heads. I’ve heard it’s very puncomfortable for them. They claim that when other voices talk about it, they use far too many punderstatements. Getting you outta my head is going to be quite a pundertaking. And I’m not being punny about that. You guys can be quite punpredictable. I may even have to resort to acupuncture. Pudamentally it sounds like a bad idea, but it sometimes works rather well. Although there is a chance it will harm the punctionality of my brain...

“He seems to have ascended to the Shard of Extremely Specific Goals,” noted Luna.

The description is amazing, especially the pun at the end

(It is? Storms.) Do people use it?

Meaning that he was wearing a ton of shirts. Like this:

Is it a noun?

Is it edible (and no, stuff like rocks does not count as edible even if you can swallow/possibly digest it).

Is it alive?