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About Kelsier'sGodComplex

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    Loyal soldier of the Salamanders
  • Birthday April 28

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    The Cognitive Realm
  • Interests
    Cello, marine biology, neuroscience, The Cosmere, Cosmemes, anime
  1. Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\ I wish for perfect skin
  2. Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice I wish for forever perfect health
  3. Granted, but he can't talk I wish for a phone with never ending battery life
  4. Granted, but you lose all of your fingers I wish for food
  5. Granted, now you have SUPER sensitive skin, so you get itchy from literally everything I wish for a long weekend
  6. Granted, now they use all of your other social media accounts I wish for energy cuz i feel like a dead battery right now
  7. Granted, but only when there's a full moon I wish for an electric cello
  8. Granted, you have lice forever I wish for Mt. Dew
  9. Granted, but you are allergic to air I wish for charisma level 1000
  10. Granted, you have phantom itches I wish for a dog
  11. Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot I wish for food
  12. Granted, you are always itchy I wish for a good pen
  13. Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it
  14. Granted, now you speak the same language as Spook, so no one can understand you I wish to never be hungry again
  15. Granted, all the pages are blank I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink, and never leaves me