Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, you have the biggest hunchback in the world\ I wish for perfect skin

Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice I wish for forever perfect health

Granted, but he can't talk I wish for a phone with never ending battery life

Granted, but you lose all of your fingers I wish for food

Granted, now you have SUPER sensitive skin, so you get itchy from literally everything I wish for a long weekend

Granted, now they use all of your other social media accounts I wish for energy cuz i feel like a dead battery right now

Granted, but only when there's a full moon I wish for an electric cello

Granted, you have lice forever I wish for Mt. Dew

Granted, but you are allergic to air I wish for charisma level 1000

Granted, you have phantom itches I wish for a dog

Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot I wish for food

Granted, you are always itchy I wish for a good pen

Granted, but you also go insane I wish for an aquarium with fish, but it never gets dirty cause cleaning them is a big hassle and i hate it

Granted, now you speak the same language as Spook, so no one can understand you I wish to never be hungry again

Granted, all the pages are blank I wish for a good pen that never runs out of ink, and never leaves me