Lord of the Dark Lands

I could just read for the rest of my life. I'd die of old age (having read an ungodly amount of books) before the Steelrunner/Pewterarm gets to me. I'll take the second wish: For every extra hour you get per day, you must pay however much you make per hour at your job. I wish I knew exactly when and how I die.

Granted, the name becomes immediately apparent to you, you think you can solve all life's problems with this knowledge. You go to write this down, but then you get a really important phone call or something, and you forget what you were supposed to be doing. I wish I could pause time whilst reading books.

Granted, you are eternally a weird, miserable eight-year old that will get bullied by stupid, #$%&$ing Dan from 3rd year forever. I wish Brandon Sanderson was my best friend.

Granted your torterra thinks you are an enemy pokemon and it kills you I wish for a trillion Dollars

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to eggs. ANY KIND OF EGG

Granted but it is in a 10000$ book as a limited edition available for one hour I wish I knew everything

For some reason, when I first read about Urithiru in WoR, I immediately thought chrysler building, crossed with temple of tikal sawed in half: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Building; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikal

Granted, but you develop a sever allergy against dogs. I wish I owned every book ever written.

Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January. I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

Granted, but they are so small they are practically useless. I wish to be at one with the stick (https://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/7275-church-of-the-stick/).

So is this kind of like the Borg collective in Star trek? If so: I am LoSTICKtus of Stick, resistance is Sticktile. You have been aSTICKillated into the Stick. I have successfully united my two greatest fandoms.

Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life. I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read.

I honestly did not realise this. I finished Oathbringer right around the time I last saw this. In fact, I would argue that the Stormlight Archive is similar to any Peter Pan story, am not entirely sure who Wendy might be though. Even someone as obvious as Syl/Tinkerbell flew right over my head (no pun intended). I believe that is a wonderful theory, however I think many similarities can be drawn from many other sources that Brandon would have had access to as a kid, as mentioned before, perhaps he was not thinking of this consciously, but if he were a fan of this movie, it may have gotten written into the story subconsciously.

Lift: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! (like loads of it). Wyndle: A stronger replacement so that he doesn't have to carry around a super-fat Lift. Dalinar: a time machine so that he can go back and NOT burn down Rathalas. Axies: An ancient, huge book, entitled: Fantastic Beasts Spren and Where to Find them Lopen: A really big palace, with super cool Voidbringer killer machines and the king of Herdaz's daughter as his wife.