Ookla-son-son-Ventyl

If you're wondering this a new cosmere copypasta.

I will make my glorious return as Ibonek Naw-ibo, A Dude In The Wrong Place, who totally does not have a Shardblade.

I might have to postpone my LG until the summer of next year. I’m just too busy right now, and probably will be even during next semester cause of both school and the eight million different band things I’m doing. Expect a return of Ventyl though during the summer! Maybe I’ll play a game over my winter break, but no promises.

I make an appearance after who knows how long to say that I won’t be able to run my game any time soon. At least not until my Christmas break. So if anyone wants to go before me, that’s fine.

I wish... I’m offended you’d put my name in a shade of orange, so close to being red that if the reader did not have the proper Heightening they’d assume it to be red, but behold, they would be bamboozled as the color is orange, to indicate that you view me as someone who you, Matrim’s Dice, hold with the upmost suspicion. Although I’m quite contrary to this development, I would say that it’s no out of the the realm of possibilities for me to be flattered by you’re accusations, which you offered no grounds for. I believe you’re actions so far to be very suspicious indeed, Mr. Dice, would you care to explain your thought process behind putting my name in a shade of orange, so close to being red that if the reader did not have the proper Heightening they’d assume it to be red, but behold, they would be bamboozled as the color is orange, to indicate that you view me as someone who you, Matrim’s Dice, hold with the upmost suspicion? If you do so, I will be most gleeful, as I’m particularly fond of living—I find it suits me well, much like a finely tailored suit fits firmly around my shoulders and waist. (Alright, that’s my 206 words of game analysis/talk that will most definitely continue to frustrate Striker—for which I’m most sorry, but got to make a living somehow)

Dang, there goes my plan of never reading the thread and only playing in PMs...

this is actually false, everything in pm was for comedic value edit: experience if only for the sake of my survival. edit 2: might i even add that everything i have done and will do in this game has been for comedic value

Yesyouareobviouslynotlookingclosenough

Yes. ———————————————————————————————————— (RP that Striker will hate me for) Lafay “Spicy Buttermilk Pancake Grand Chef of Silverlight Extraordinaire” Etteax, wore a patterned cloak colored red, a slightly darker red, another lighter shade of red that could almost be called pink if one didn’t have enough Breath to tell it wasn’t pink, orange, burnt orange, pastel orange, piss yellow, sunshine yellow, lemonade mixed with water yellow, barf green, normal green, a green so green all you can think is “wow, that’s green,” forest green, sky blue, baby blue, dark blue, navy blue, ocean water blue, that weird purply/green/pink color thing you see all those cool knifes colored in, purple, light purple, indigo, violet (but not like the flower), violet (but like the flower), a red so pink that if you didn’t have enough breath you’d think it was red (but it’s actually pink), on the day he was to bake the largest batch of Spicy Buttermilk Pancakes that mankind or kandrakind had ever seen. The cloak was unfamiliar to him, but he did as his eccentric—but not too off the wall—lightspren, Ola, demanded. His full aluminum cast-iron frying pan sat comfortably in his backpack as we meandered through the streets of Garmet. He didn’t much care for the grim of the now isolated city getting on his nice new chasmfiend skin boots, but what could you do? The people of the city were in an even more destitute state than his boots. Moral, food, and present leaders were all low. However, if Lafay could do anything, it was cheer up a crowd—mainly through use of his patterned cloak colored red, a slightly darker red, another lighter shade of red that could almost be called pink if one didn’t have enough Breath to tell it wasn’t pink, orange, burnt orange, pastel orange, piss yellow, sunshine yellow, lemonade mixed with water yellow, barf green, normal green, a green so green all you can think is “wow, that’s green,” forest green, sky blue, baby blue, dark blue, navy blue, ocean water blue, that weird purply/green/pink color thing you see all those cool knifes colored in, purple, light purple, indigo, violet (but not like the flower), violet (but like the flower), a red so pink that if you didn’t have enough breath you’d think it was red (but it’s actually pink). Indeed, the glances and gazes of the street urchins, whores, businessmen, and midwives alike told him that he was making a difference. Sure, they might think he was an idiot, but idiots are funny (unless you’re one of them). Lafay hummed happily with satisfaction as he continued his walk through Garmet with no particular destination in mind. Now, all he had to do was the get the people, to throw some fruit at him...

Biplet For no other reason than the fact you’d even suggest I’m not lazy and actually read through the thread! Still looking for that summary of what’s happened this game so far...

Wow, I exist, surprisingly... Not sure what’s happening right now as I just skimmed through the thread quicker than Wayne cracks a dirty joke. If anyone would like to sum up this games Day One madness for me, I would greatly appreciate it. Though, to be honest, it’s Day One... I doubt anything too important as happened.

The Lafay Etteax is back on Scadrial once more! What new abilities will he pick up this time? Will he add another spike to go along with his gold one? Will he down that Lerasium Bead? Will he become the Medallion Collector? Find out on the next episode of... Sanderson Elimination