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On 3/18/2021 at 4:58 PM, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:
What do you do now?
- Try to find a mountain cave where you and your birds can live out your days in peace.
- Try training your birds to commit petty crimes, with the eventual goal of running a global racketeering ring with your avian minions picking pockets, snatching purses, pulling off major heists, etc.
- Try hiding in an anachronistic phone booth. I think that worked in the move The Birds, right?
- Pretend that you are a bird and see if they loose interest in following you.
QuoteThis is highly entertaining.
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On 3/19/2021 at 9:05 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said:
Are we allowed to vote for ourselves this time?
Sorry I wasn’t on to answer, I’ve been super busy. No you are not.
Anyways, we have our winner! @BreezeCauthon as Wit has overthrown @Kingsdaughter613 as Thaidakar! Congrats Breeze and thanks for playing Kings.
The next round will be @Shard of Reading as Wayne against @yeshevishman as Adolin. Wednesday at 10 AM CST is your due date. Good luck!
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Here is your link! Well done to both of you!
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On 3/15/2021 at 0:33 AM, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:
Drink the champagne, and ask Captain Chloros what part of Greece she hails from.
I can’t write a story, but I’ll pick an option!
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55 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:
We also have terrible roads and idiotic traffic laws. Not to mention bikers and pedestrians who never follow the laws and truck drivers who won’t use truck routes. Oh, and the DoT intentionally messes with the lights and keeps blocking emergency routes with concrete sidewalks or narrowing streets to the point that fire engines can’t turn. And there is NEVER enough parking.
Between which you have to be A: a very good driver and B: a very aggressive one. Defensive driving in NYC means being aggressive and knowing when to take a risk and knowing when following the traffic law is stupid and WILL get you killed. (Cough... Gowanus to the Brooklyn Battery... cough) It also means learning to ignore curses and horns. Being non-aggressive is more likely to get you into an accident, honestly.
Try driving the Jackie sometime. Two tiny, narrow lanes and multiple hairpin turns in succession. Or the aforementioned Gowanus, where it’s safer to enter long before its legal to do so!
The problem tends to occur when we take this kind of driving elsewhere, where being aggressive isn’t safer or when tourists come to New York and fail to realize that aggressive = safe here.
And this is why I have no care to visit big cities. Lincoln is plenty for me.
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On 3/14/2021 at 6:55 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said:
New Yorkers are terrible drivers. I find this weird because my experience has been that non-New Yorkers are terrible drivers. They go. So. SLOW!!!
Which is why everybody thinks New Yorkers are terrible. I hate driving pushy, but I don’t drive in a town bigger than 15,000 people. Usually
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@Kingsdaughter613 you have one more day!
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Well, as @Matrim's Dice never responded but has been on, I’m going to have to give this to @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine by default.
Roshar-1 Scadrial-1
The next round will be @Kingsdaughter613 as Thaidakar against @BreezeCauthon as Wit! Good luck to both teams, your roasts are due on the 18th by 10 AM CST. (Thursday)
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12 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:
I might have confused things with my punishing puns...
@BreezeCauthon (who is roasting as Wit) can't do the original match up of Wit VS Felt right now because of time constraints.
Seems like there are 3 viable options for the current round:
1) Felt (that's me) VS Adolin ( @yeshevishman) or Felt VS Nikli (@Matrim's Dice), or
2) if it works with @BreezeCauthon's schedule, have, as you said, Wit ( @BreezeCauthon) VS Thaidakar (@Kingsdaughter613). Or
3) Pick a new random matchup, excluding Wit (BreezeCauthon) if he's too busy to do a roast right now.
I don't have a preference for any of the above, but let me know what you decide, mighty and majestic arbiter of the Ghanders that are wont to flaffle.
That’s my bad, I didn’t look at my list before changing things. Since This will now push the due date back so it won’t work for @Kingsdaughter613, I’ll go ahead and switch it up completely. @Kingsdaughter613 and @BreezeCauthon will still be against each other in case they have started writing roasts, but it will be later on.
SO, this round will actually be @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Felt against @Matrim's Dice as Nikli. Due date is Sunday at noon (12 PM CST) Hope this works for everybody, sorry for all the confusion.
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3 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:
By 8PM it’s Shabbos, so can we say the round is over at 5:41? Aside from that, I’m good.
I don’t really care when you post it as long as it’s before the deadline. (You might have to post it not late this time ) @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine generally posts theirs early and if they are both in before the time I’ll end the round early.
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17 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:
Great idea!
Hey @Ghanderflaffle, I haven't started my roast yet, so it would work to pair @BreezeCauthon and @Kingsdaughter613 for the next round and I could go up against one of the other 2 remaining Rosharans.
Let me know if this works, I too have Felt the pressures of an unachievable deadline, and have Wit-nessed the tradegy of trying to Nikli and dime a roast by giving in to the pressure to Adolin that was sloppy and rushed. Far better to Marsh-al another roaster than to Kel the competition and force a Wayne by default. I think you will find that this solution has an sword-nimi of the problems that would have otherwise forced BreezeCauthon to concede.
16 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:Nice punning. Kell is very much in favor of this swap.
I generally try to keep matchups random, but if you’re both for it then we can switch it up. It will now be Wit against Thaidakar. Now due Friday at 8 PM (but if you post it later I won’t be on)
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My bad on being late, I had a lot to do over the last couple days. The winner of the first round is @Random Bystander as Nightblood! That’s a point for Roshar.
The next round will be between @BreezeCauthon as Wit and @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Felt. You have until March 10 at 8 PM CST. Good luck!
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Alright I appreciate the discussion, but let’s keep it on topic please.
Anyways, well done both of you! Here’s the first voting link! It’ll be open for 24 hours.
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Guess That Cosmere Character - 10
Tournament: Roast Battles - 10
Guess That Cosmere Place - 3
Memes of Any Kind - 8Hurt place
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I was giving it a little longer, but looks like we aren’t getting it. (I’ve also had some extreme clashing between speech not quite being over, tennis starting, and going back to work, so I haven’t been on a ton.)
Welcome to the second iteration of Roshar vs Scadrial! (That I know of) Full RoW spoilers are allowed, so please read competitors roasts with caution. The teams are:
Roshar:
@Random Bystander as Nightblood
@yeshevishman as Adolin
@BreezeCauthon as Wit
@Matrim's Dice as Nikli
Scadrial:
@Kingsdaughter613 as Thaidakar
@The Unknown Order as Marsh
@Shard of Reading as Wayne
@Hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Felt
This tournament will be all duels. No voting for yourself, please vote even if you are eliminated. The first pair up will be @Random Bystander against @The Unknown Order You have 3 days to complete your roasts, so March 4th at 9 PM (CST). Good luck!
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I can’t believe I forgot this one earlier.
The most midwestern term ever: Ope.
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Hurt and Heal - 0
Guess That Cosmere Character - 10
Tournament: Roast Battles - 10
Guess That Cosmere Place - 7
Memes of Any Kind - 8Kill HaH
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On 2/20/2021 at 4:24 PM, More Cynical Than Funny said:
Vax is a D&D character in Critical Roll and its making fun of Vax the character.
Have a meme
[Mistborn Secret History]
Kelsier: Hey Saze, can I come back to-
Harmony: https://explodingkittens.com/how-to-play/exploding-kittens-party-pack
I just bought this game.
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Hurt and Heal - 10
Rate the ____ Above You - 7
Guess That Cosmere Character - 8
Synonym Game - 7
Tournament: Roast Battles - 10
The Person Below Me... - 9
Guess That Cosmere Place - 9
Nomic - 1
Memes of Any Kind - 8heal roasts, hurt Nomic
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14 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:
Dang I don’t remember exactly either. There was the sneaky squirrel line, and then something about him prancing back and forth.I’m going to have to keep track of our lines next time.
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Hurt and Heal - 9
Rate the ____ Above You - 7
Guess That Cosmere Character - 8
Synonym Game - 7
Tournament: Roast Battles - 10
The Person Below Me... - 9
Guess That Cosmere Place - 9
Nomic - 2
Memes of Any Kind - 8Heal roasts, hurt Nomic
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1 hour ago, Chasmgoat said:
"is death about 15 ft. from the crack?" - @Ghanderflaffle
The answer was no.
What did you say about Truthless as a squirrel @Rosharan A.C.? I don’t remember what it was exactly.
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Hurt and Heal - 8
Rate the ____ Above You - 7
Guess That Cosmere Character - 8
Synonym Game - 7
Tournament: Roast Battles - 10
The Person Below Me... - 9
Guess That Cosmere Place - 9
Nomic - 3
Memes of Any Kind - 8hurt Nomic, heal roasts
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Hurt and Heal - 7
Rate the ____ Above You - 7
Guess That Cosmere Character - 9
Synonym Game - 7
Tournament: Roast Battles - 9
The Person Below Me... - 9
Guess That Cosmere Place - 9
Nomic - 4
Memes of Any Kind - 8Heal Roast, hurt Nomic
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
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Posted · Edited by Ghanderflaffle
Well in that case, you two get 48 hours to write a mini roast! @Kingsdaughter613