Doomstick

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coffee, waffles, economics, and violins. Today is starting good 

(plus im getting two new books today )

GUYS GUYS GUYS

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN GONE AT GIRLS CAMP ALL WEEK BUT SHE GETS BACK TODAY AND THEN I GET TO SEE HER TOMORROW AAAAA IM SO EXCITED AHEAOUHFAOHE

GUYS GUYS GUYS

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN GONE AT GIRLS CAMP ALL WEEK BUT SHE GETS BACK TODAY AND THEN I GET TO SEE HER TOMORROW AAAAA IM SO EXCITED AHEAOUHFAOHE

one of the great things in minecraft is the languages you can change it to, there's Anglish, which I don't really know what it is yet, there's Quenya from LotR, then there's LOLCAT. LOLcat is amazingly hilarious. ima give you some things from it.

If you could describe me in one word, what word would it be?

(Spoiler answers so other people aren't affected by previous answers)

Thinking about a possible Scadrian business venture: Metalborn dishes, recipes that use trace amounts of Allomantic metals 

one of the great things in minecraft is the languages you can change it to, there's Anglish, which I don't really know what it is yet, there's Quenya from LotR, then there's LOLCAT. LOLcat is amazingly hilarious. ima give you some things from it.

hey guys, a few things.

first up, I started falcon and the winter soldier but didn't continue it because the half of an episode I. saw was dumb.

second, I started black widow and thought the first bit was a weird mix of interesting and creepy. Yelena has something to do with the punisher or whatever it was called, I can't remember.

third, I want to say that shardle doesnt accept "Tvlak" as a word even though it's the slave trader guy in TWok and WoR.

hey guys, a few things.

first up, I started falcon and the winter soldier but didn't continue it because the half of an episode I. saw was dumb.

second, I started black widow and thought the first bit was a weird mix of interesting and creepy. Yelena has something to do with the punisher or whatever it was called, I can't remember.

third, I want to say that shardle doesnt accept "Tvlak" as a word even though it's the slave trader guy in TWok and WoR.

Last night I had a dream that my birthday was just a few days before Tax Day and because I turned 18 I was technically supposed to pay my taxes. I didn't even have an income or anything, but I got charged with tax evasion.

I got charged. With tax evasion.

Why the crap was there a police interrogation for that????

 

In other news, the seniors (me included) have set up several tents and lawn chairs in the cafeteria to hang out in all day. Someone brought a hairdryer, so we've been melting marshmallows onto graham crackers and chocolate with that.

okay so i am figuring things out

so bear with me

but...

y'all's parents never said/implied that the world is trash and you will never fit in and you can't be different because society is stupid?

like... y'all don't worry that people will hate you for being who you are

or that when you come out to people that will drastically alter their view of you and you can't be friends with them anymore?

do you not expect disappointment????

So a year ago yesterday my life was changed.

 

Do y’all pronounce it “data” or “data”?

I’m asking for scientific reasons.

Do y’all pronounce it “data” or “data”?

I’m asking for scientific reasons.

Well it's 9:57 in the evening and I want to go to bed.

But it's also May 16th.

Again.

Somehow.

And, somewhat unfortunately, this takes precedent over sleeping a reasonable amount.

First and foremost.

AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FREAKING HECK HOW HAVE I BEEN ON HERE FOR FIVE YEARS????

I've been on here for five years.

I uh... technically joined when I was 12, but we don't talk about that. Or any of my early posts. 

A whole hecking lot has changed over those five years, and a lot of it in no small part thanks to this site and the amazing people I've come into contact with. You all got me through a really rough patch (AKA middle school) and then about two years ago I got onto Discord and just got to know some people even better.

You all are amazing.

Time to start the list. 

@The Awakened Salad SALAD. Thank you for being the other half of STAELSAHD, for putting up with me despite all of my many erm... moments of being a crummy friend, and for forgiving me. Every time I look at the moon I think of you and your 42 elbow-ed arms reaching down to pat me on the head. You're one of my best friends and I don't know what I'd do without you. And I know that I most certainly wouldn't be where I am without you at this point. And thanks, of course, for watching Barbie movies with me in the ungodly hours of the morning. Honestly, those are some of my fondest memories. Dragons!!!

@AonEne Eeeeeeeeeeeeene. I can't even put into words how awesome you are. Like dude. You ROCK. You're one of my closest friends, and the FAB squad just wouldn't be the same without you. I mean, then we'd just be the AB squad, and that'd be weird... But you're just so kind and amazing and funny and I love you so much. Hanging out with you in person is always a joy, and VCs are always an adventure. Thank you so much for coming to the anthology release, and putting up with my weird ramblings about stuff. You're amazing. Avi!!! Also I've been on the Shard longer than you so HAH. 

@Knight of Iron Koi. I gave you your nickname and I'll be forever proud of that fact. You're such an amazing, kind, considerate, and thoughtful friend. I love talking with you so much, and just... You're amazing. Thanks for the help figuring out Hollow Knight, and for talking about random stuff. You're one of the best people to talk to about Random Stuff. Honestly, you're just a really cool person and I really really value our friendship. 

@Ed Venture Vennie! I LOVE YOU. I love talking about musicals with you, and often times the more serious aspects of life and stuff. You're honestly just one of the kindest people I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with. I can't wait for the day when we'll be able to watch a musical together. It will happen some day, and it'll be so much fun when it does. 

@Channelknight Fadran Fadrinooooooo. THANK YOU for going to all those awesome writing things with me. You're so much fun to hang out with at them, and your chaotic energy is infectious. Thanks for yelling at everyone to play Hollow Knight. I suck at it, but it's fun, and I wouldn't be playing it if you didn't talk about it all the time. 

@DramaQueen Have I ever told you that you're just a really really cool person? You're such an amazing friend and I just love talking with you. You and Fadran are adorable and I can't wait to be your basement gremlin. We'll go see musicals all the time and drag Fadran to all of them so that he will actually have to listen to them.  Tell Petri I say hi! 

It's not letting me tag people anymore for some reason so I might just have to do that in comments. 

@Condensation I love talking to you and hanging out with you and just... you're cool. It was so much fun to hang out with you that night in March. I don't have much that's very specific to say, just I love you and you're such a good friend.

@Vapor VASPIE. You are the bestest bowl. And, once again, hanging out with you that night in March was one of the best nights ever. It was just a blast. I love you so much. Tell Chowder I say hi.  

@Mist I haven't really talked with you much lately, but you're such a cool person. Meeting was really cool, and I hope we can see each other again before too long. 

@Doomstick Shortie. Thanks for coming and visiting me this winter! That was such a fun day and I'm really glad I had that opportunity to hang out with you. You're a huge fricking nerd and just an all-around cool person. DFTBA!

@Hentient ALSO DFTBA. Thank you for being the cameraman at Fadran's birthday party! I really hope I can meet you in person some time soon. (Wait I just realized that you'll be at the same school as one of my IRL friends from where I live.) You're also a super cool person. Tell Toto I say hi! And DFTBA!

@S4S You're one of my oldest friends from here. You've been there since the beginning. And I'm so sorry you were there at the beginning.  You're also a super cool person (is it just me, or am I friends with a lot of really cool people? Maybe I have a knack for finding you all.) and a super talented writer. Talking to you again after two years was amazing. I can't even tell you how cool that was. All I can really say is thank you. 

@Firerust You've also been around for quite a while! Thank you for carrying on KotC for so long. You're also a very talented writer, and a very good friend. And, like with S4S, talking to you again after those two years was an incredible experience. Thanks for hanging around.  

@King Aragorn of Gondor You're also super cool!!! Talking to you is always so much fun and I always tend to stay up later than I mean to when I do.  Thanks for being awesome. Tell Bucky I say hi! He's such a good birb.

This is by no means everyone. I'm missing a ton. However, if I did miss you, this is for you: YOU'RE SO COOL AND SUCH AN AMAZING HUMAN AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 

The Shard has honestly been a huge part of my life, and generally for the better. Thank you all for being here with me for it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

It's now 10:36.

AND NOW I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A QUOTE FROM THE ANTHROPOCENE REVIEWED BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT. 

"I think two of the fundamental facts of being a person are 1. We must go on, and 2. None of us ever walks alone."

Thank you for walking with me.

signing up for college classes rn

what electives should i take

too many choices, decision paralysis crippling

if any of u are like, old, what collge classes did u take that were really cool. literally does not matter the topic, I jsut wanna take cool electives.

today is a good day.

I play Civ VI do you have the gathering storm and rise and fall expansion?

I play Civ VI do you have the gathering storm and rise and fall expansion?

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that movie

was

a movie

so uh, go see Everything Everywhere All at Once (if its R rating doesn't bother you), it is very good

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that movie

was

a movie

so uh, go see Everything Everywhere All at Once (if its R rating doesn't bother you), it is very good

That feeling when your parents finally trust you with the geese...iykyk

Day #27 

Aaaaaa the end of school is almost here 

The new Mark Rober video is fantastic 

I am not not sad but also not depressed 

Y’all are better than garlic bread.

So… 2 years. That’s pretty cool. By my count, that’s halfway until I disappear for two more…

No wallpost with 50 @’s this time, I feel like there aren’t enough words to say anyway and I don’t want to miss anyone cause everyone is amazing :D. But some generalized words are needed.

Thank you to everyone for helping foster such a well-built and kind and chill community! It really is amazing. I feel incredibly lucky to have joined when I did, and at all. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again— it’s unbelievable that 57 people have signed up to get a ping whenever I feel the need to say something xD 

I do though have to shout-out the SE community and subforum, who maybe work the hardest out of anybody to make sure tension is diffused and that everyone is having a good time. Thank you! Our little corner of this little corner of the internet is special to me and the memories from the past two years of forum games are some of my favorites from the last two years in general, not just the shard.

Cheers to many more!

Day #23 

I found my watch!

Yesterday I took a longer than 7 minute shower and I was really anxious, but since I went to sleep right afterward in the morning I didn't really freak out at all but now I am so yay

Today I get to go to the professional neck snapper and hopefully my headache and back pain will get better.

If I was a serial killer, you'd be the last.