Doomstick

 

 

 

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Spinner.  On your level now, Wyndlerunner! 

I have been a member of the Shard for 3 years (and 16 days). This place has been so fun, it seems like just yesterday that I joined, but it also feels like I’ve been here forever. Without further ado: appreciations!

Mods, though none of you will read this (except Ene, who is listed separately), I would like to thank you for keeping this community one of the most inclusive, friendly, and wholesome ones I’ve seen.

@AonEne, you were one of the first (if not *the* first) Shardbuddies I had. I’m soooo glad I got to meet you this summer. I can’t really words about how much your friendship means to me. I have yet to drink from the bottle of dubious soda.

@Tesh, you’re too interesting and funny for your own good. No matter how tired I am, I will stay up to talk to you. Meeting you was awesome and it WILL happen again. Sneezing isn’t normal.

@Butt Ad Venture, I would also stay up talking to you if it weren’t for the fact that both of us would just be yelling at each other to sleep :P.

@xinoehp512, I love tLTing with you, looking at your pixel art, and just talking with you, though I don’t have much of an opportunity to do so.

@Zephrun's Imperium, your art is SOO GOOD! I still need to find a place to put the piece you gave me on my wall, and I hope I can see you in person again, you’re just so nice to talk to.

@Hen (Nna), [insert comment about our marriage here], but seriously, talking to you is so fun (and watching you freak out about aART, as well). The possibility of my meeting you is fluctuating, but you are one of the people who are at the top of my list to meet. DFTBA!

@Mist, you are awesome. You always know the best thing to say. (Unlike me, as I have run out of things to say)

Shortie (@Condensation), meeting you was fun, I could finally figure out how short you actually are.

@Vapor, I love talking to you, and I can’t wait to see you in person again.

@Emi, I haven’t been able to talk to you much, and I really miss it. I hope I can meet you this summer.

@DramaQueen, your play was AWESOME!!!!!! (As are you). I want more geck pics.

@Channelknight Fadran: your world building is really cool! (even though I still haven’t read anything of yours)

@King of The Oreo: Your art is awesome and I wish I could join more of your drawing streams.

I have run out of words, so I will give messages to people, then list those left on the list after my brain stoped languaging

@Scarletfox: WE WILL PLAY SOON

@Flying: YOU ARE SO CLOSE I WILL MEET YOU SOMEDAY

@Lecky Twig: Borsalino > Zoro 

Fritz, Truthie, KoI, Spock, Jessie, BoP, Salad, Frustie, Exp, Dark, Enter, Flaffle, Rev, and anyone I may have forgotten, I wish I had words to express how much your friendship means to me.

I love y'all.

(sorry for the double ping, formatting was atrocious on that one)

NOOOOOOOOO

I was created for the throne boi

parks are my zone boi

 I am no aon boi

i used to be a full grown boi

this world has no phone boi

i am now a loan? Boi

i have never flown boi

WHY IS MY BRAIN MAKING ME CONTINUE THIS POEM?!?! ITS NOT EVEN POETRY

As of this minute (if I remember correctly) I have been part of this wonderful community known as the 17th Shard for one year, three hundred sixty five days, eight thousand seven hundred sixty hours, five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes, or thirty one million five hundred thirty six thousand seconds*. During those tens of millions of seconds, I have posted two thousand nine hundred and forty eight times. As those hundreds of thousands of minutes have passed, people have indepenently expressed that something I said was worthy of a slight reward known as reputation nine hundred and fifty six times. Whilst those thousands of hours went by, I have posted eighty six status updates before this. Throughout those three hundred and sixty five days, twenty five people have expressed that they care enough about what I say enough to follow me. In that one year that I have been here, I have been given the most reputation in one day a total of three times.

 

in the time I have been here four(?) people I knew left the shard.

Apollyon: you left at an inopportune time, but we had fun planning the wedding that never happened. thank you for that.

Bean: we had some fun times at tHI, you always kept us on our toes never knowing when we would have to pull Benson our of the drink. Thank you.

Ink: You might come back, if/when you do, I am sorry for all the time you’ll spend combing through notifications. You created a vessel where people could lose The Game without derailing anything. Thank you.

Gancho: we had fun in the Mission Flight, Leviathan. Thank you for that.

 

For those mentioned here:

@AonEne you have been with me every step of the path that brought me here, from me asking about Red Winged Blackbird Years In your AMA to the fiery Nomic election that only recently ended. You are an amazing friend.

@Blessing of Potency you have spurred so much of my love for RWBY and have participated in endless debates about ships. Don’t stop being you.

@Lunamor your ability to come up with randomness amazes me. You give so much to tLT and tLPW. Never stop the random addition of *channel switches* “learning to use a special rat toilet”

@RayOfSunshine you hath been mentioned!

@Shard of Thought your drawings never cease to amaze me and you seem to always have another. Even though I fought against it the whole time, the tLT Plot was fun to read. I do hope you win the Cosmic Battle and Save the Thread.

@Truthless of Shinovar you are the other main randomness factor in tLT and you sure do love to *wins*. Please infinitivize more third person singular verbs!

 Bit, Fire, Sora, Hoid, Ash, Ax, Rebecca, and anyone else I forgot, you guys are all awesome and it means so much to be able to call you friends. Thank you.

I just can’t believe it’s been one year already and at the same time it feels like so much longer. I thank all of you who read this from the bottom of my heart for enriching this community.

-DoomStick The Last Post

*ish

 

 

:))

:facepalm:

i think you pulled an ene

 

.......................

.......................

that movie

was

a movie

so uh, go see Everything Everywhere All at Once (if its R rating doesn't bother you), it is very good

...Aaaaaaaand I’m an Enefel* after a very short time! Hmmmmmmmm did I play a trick on you to make you upvote me like a true Enefel*?
 

*that’s pronounced “eenee-fell” @AonEne no matter what you say ēnë is the correct pronunciation 

...I heard something 

 

"I'm Clam Man, you can't kill me!"

-SciShow Tangents

"Safer was of course a relative term"

-Marie Brennan, In the Labyrinth of Drakes

Amazing line, that is.

“You smell of death and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak.”

”It’s onion.”

*ahem*

 

*devises a way to deal over 100 000 damage in DnD (preparation time = lots, activation time = two combat rounds) using only a bag of holding, cold spells, wall of force, fireball, and dubious math*

*glows softly*

I have >2750 rep now!

I KNOW I'M LATE

(and too lazy to decapitalize that)

*me walking out of my school concert with a totally normal amount of La Croix in my pants*

*old person noises*

*sad missing Luna noises*

*stamps self to not be a Forger*

*creates paradox*

*will interpret this randomly*

I am the Emperor of the Origin place from Wandersail!

*is dead*