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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Then he rose once more.- 66655 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You get a mansion so full of secret passages there is almost no room for anything else, and since they’re secret passages, you have no idea how to access any of them. Now onto your bane. You have an irrevocable and absolute fear of chipmunks. I wish for a chipmunk to terrify @Eluvianii with. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. Your life has been extended by 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of a milisecond. Your name is that your eyes now permanently move in opposition to each other. Basically, when you look up with one eye the other looks down, when you look right the other looks left, etc. On the bright side it is now really easy to cross your eyes. I wish for happiness. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. The Nightwatcher decides that the easiest way to accomplish your wish is to kill your cat. Your bane is that you must spend the rest of your life serving penance for your horribly worded wish. I wish for the immortality of cats. All cats. Even the ones that eat us. Hail our feline overlords. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, you are teleported to Scradial in the height of the lord rulers dominion and must hide your powers or die. Your bane is that your head triples in size. I wish to live on earth as a full feurochemist. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, you lose the ability to understand all languages except Ancient Greek, but you do not learn Ancient Greek, and may not learn any additional language. Oh, not a bane, just what would actually happen due to this wish, you would also crash the world hamburger market, and most likely drown in the hamburgers. They would also be it before you could eat all of them them, and you would not be able to store them all, unless you already have access to massive amounts of cold storage facility. I wish for the complete Cosmere timeline to be put on the 17th shard to be seen by all those who want to, forever, without changing the publishment schedule for any Brandon Sanderson books. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Papas fritos arrived, cutting Butterfluffer X in half with a shardblade.- 66655 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. From now on everything you taste tastes like pastrami. I wish for perfect immortality. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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HAIL #VOIDAPPLE FOREVER.- 66655 replies
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Hail Voidus.- 66655 replies
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Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The quest also required a head.- 66655 replies
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Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
They were simply a requisite.- 66655 replies
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Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, your bane is that the content is a Mraize redemption ark. I wish for Mraize to never get a redemption ark, and die a horrible, slow, painful, death in the next Stormlight book. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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Not the Golden Pine Needle MT, nor the Golden Pine Needle MD.- 66655 replies
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Suddenly, Breadmunks.- 66655 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
So... a normal spren bond? Granted, this shrubbery is also a dog and you must feed it constantly. I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs. -
Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
Darth Woodrack replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
I’ll always be here to hug you Ene. Hugs with the infinite arms of a DM. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Yes, double posting is frowned upon. Now, let us continue in our cult like obsession with our holy lord and master Brandon Sanderson. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You are amazing at yo-yos. Your bane is that you are terrified of string. I wish to become a bond smith of night watcher. Due to you failing to wish voidspawn, I’m gonna bypass this. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Darth Woodrack replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And then a thermonuke hit.- 66655 replies
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, you know switch between an aluminum gnat and a nicrosil gnat everyone you burn a metal. Your bane is that you are deathly allergic to all metals. I wish to be a fullborn. -
wedding Walkelody: Another Wedding
Darth Woodrack replied to Darth Woodrack's topic in The Alleyverse
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I think it's more like, they still have to be approved in the way that they don't have any remarkably game breaking powers or abilities, and that they aren't like Clyde's crazy birdman character.