-
Posts
7001 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
59
Ark1002's Achievements
3.7k
Reputation
Single Status Update
-
*The crowd hushes as the light in the theatre go off, one by one.*
*A man with metal spikes through each eye steps out from behind the curtain, grinning charmingly.*
*He lifts the microphone to his mouth, taking off his jacket as he does so. He throws it to a random man, who happens to be named Axel, who screams in joy and faints.*
"Thank you all for coming today. I'm one of the Ark Production crew. I'm one of thirty odd of the Profile Picture Team. But now, the musical you've all been waiting for...
Ark1002, the epic story of heroes and villains, of good and evil, of guac and salsa, of eggnog and hot chocolate, of pancakes and waffles, of cookies and more cookies!"
*The man runs of the stage, grinning, as the curtain parts.*
*Standing there, wearing a strange combination of military boots, singlets, and bowler hats, is a variety of people, of various genders, nationalities, species. They were all kneeling, with their heads down, facing a man wearing a kilt, metal boots, and gauntlets. The man had long wavy hair that reached down to his back, a thick beard, and a handlebar mustache. He was extremely muscular, and had massive shoulders. And all the hair on his body was purple.*
*He looked up, smiling, and blew a kiss at the just awakened man from the audience, who immediately fainted again.*
"I'm Ark. And I'm back again."
*The group of people stood, pulling out various instruments, with a large amount of them consisting of bagpipes, kazoos, and lyres.*
*The music began, and they all started dancing.*
[Skip to the end of the musical, because I'm not going to write it.]
*Ark grins as the curtain slides shut, and blows one last kiss, at the man who had now awoken, and fainted, 57 times over the course of the musical.*
*The man with spikes through his eyes ran back up to the stage.*
"Thank you all for coming! I hope you enjoyed the performance. And remember, Ookla Season is only
2
WEEKS
02
DAYS
04
HOURS
40
MINUTES
1
SECOND
away!"
- Show previous comments 2 more
-
*applause*
-
1
- Report
-
*throws tomatoes*
We missed you.
-
1
- Report
-
epic fun moment we both get back on the shard at (almost) the same time
-
1
- Report