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Ark1002 last won the day on September 18 2020

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About Ark1002

  • Birthday March 4

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    https://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/31404-badadah/

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    Long May He Reign
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  • Location
    Third floor of Jims Hotel, room 308
  • Interests
    THEATRE. SCIENCE. DND. CRITICAL ROLE. READING.

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  1. *The crowd hushes as the light in the theatre go off, one by one.*

    *A man with metal spikes through each eye steps out from behind the curtain, grinning charmingly.*

    *He lifts the microphone to his mouth, taking off his jacket as he does so. He throws it to a random man, who happens to be named Axel, who screams in joy and faints.*

    "Thank you all for coming today. I'm one of the Ark Production crew. I'm one of thirty odd of the Profile Picture Team. But now, the musical you've all been waiting for...

    Ark1002, the epic story of heroes and villains, of good and evil, of guac and salsa, of eggnog and hot chocolate, of pancakes and waffles, of cookies and more cookies!"

    *The man runs of the stage, grinning, as the curtain parts.*

    *Standing there, wearing a strange combination of military boots, singlets, and bowler hats, is a variety of people, of various genders, nationalities, species. They were all kneeling, with their heads down, facing a man wearing a kilt, metal boots, and gauntlets. The man had long wavy hair that reached down to his back, a thick beard, and a handlebar mustache. He was extremely muscular, and had massive shoulders. And all the hair on his body was purple.*

    *He looked up, smiling, and blew a kiss at the just awakened man from the audience, who immediately fainted again.*

    "I'm Ark. And I'm back again."

    *The group of people stood, pulling out various instruments, with a large amount of them consisting of bagpipes, kazoos, and lyres.*

    *The music began, and they all started dancing.*

    [Skip to the end of the musical, because I'm not going to write it.]

    *Ark grins as the curtain slides shut, and blows one last kiss, at the man who had now awoken, and fainted, 57 times over the course of the musical.*

    *The man with spikes through his eyes ran back up to the stage.*

    "Thank you all for coming! I hope you enjoyed the performance. And remember, Ookla Season is only 

    2

    WEEKS

    02

    DAYS

    04

    HOURS

    40

    MINUTES

    1

    SECOND

    away!"

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Tesh

      Tesh

      *applause* 

    3. Silva

      Silva

      *throws tomatoes*

      We missed you.

    4. little wheel

      little wheel

      epic fun moment we both get back on the shard at (almost) the same time

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