Ripheus23

"The souls of the lepidoptera finalitas contain prophecies. Think of them like flying fortune cakes..." "Be gentle! Heed the lepidoptera..."

And they said:

"Hither! Purple whispers creep! The noose is loose! Kitten and a kaboose!"

"There are 9.23 grams of marmalade dried to the base of Mrs. Losensky's blue ceramic bucket..."

"I woke up one morning to find that my nose had detached itself from my face and been transformed into a hideous, lavender-scented aardvark..."

"Apollyon likes bloody omelets..."

"There seem to be a few problems with the argument: it is too long and only quotes The Minstrel of Lettuce..."

"The quotient of a positive shirt and a negative shirt is a set of four-legged pants..."

"Good grief, it looks like I missed the coronation of my skeleton's last remarks..."

"What a mighty! I! What!"

"My nephews never believed that I used the abacus for firewood to power my mitten-crinkling machine..."

"Tsk. As if YOU had ever shaken hands with the Form of Handshakes..."