Silva

This is about 21 days early, but otherwise I'm likely to forget to say anything. I'm going away for around a week and a half, not that long, though still an absence. I think I'll be back for Ookla season if nothing changes.

Since this is otherwise extremely dry and honestly downright informative, enjoy a poor attempt at a joke that has no connection to anything:

What's brown and sticky?

And people? Try not to start another war this time ...