The Hope of Elantris

Granted, but as you swim deeper and deeper, there is less light so when you finally get to the bottom of the ocean it appears to be a dark nothingness. I wish to see absorbed colors instead of reflected ones.

Like crystal tears

Granted, but they lose all emotional value to you. I wish for Venli and Darth Mall to have a dance off.

Granted, but you become obsessively consumed with how your hair looks and turn into Gildroy Lockheart. I wish Shallan would get her act together.

Hosted by Sazed and Sebarial.

Now Kaladin has two boots, but only one fits, so he starts walking on his hands.

Granted in the next 2 hours, but you forget your phone charger. I wish I had a mustache as beautiful as Kidpen’s.

It was gruesome yet inspired the same awe that Kaladin’s chronic mopiness does in Stormlight enthusiasts.

Granted! Now, it mews in the middle of the night! I wish for a cookie....