The Tenth Pancake

We're only 10 chapters in Brando! Quit making me cry!!! But actually though. I did think that Kaladin needed to find some way to take a break but man is it hard to read it. I reallly do appreciate Dalinar in how he presented the situation to Kaladin, and he pulled him out before him possibly freezing and one of Bridge Four dying as a result. The "you're supposed to be better than the others" "why?" "because..." Because you care about your men." was as really powerful interaction.

Yeah lol. Welp, Nothing I can do about it now! Anywaaaay, back to random plot thoughts!!! The first Egwene chapter so far!!! Boy did I miss her! I'm really looking forward to her character arc with being the Amyrlin and stuff. *grins evilly* character development is a'dawning! Also that creepy dream she had about Mat in a ghostly light, makes me scared for him but also pissed because I haven't seen him yet, and if I'm remembering right, last time we saw Mat he had a freaking wall fall on top of him. Robert Jordan whyyyyyy?!?!

I mean yeah, I guess if you look at it that way it isn't all that spoilery. But like at the same time, it kind of sucks that I know for certain you know? Sure I could have guessed those things would happened, and a few I thought about, but it's still crappy that people told me it before it happened. Idk, it still sucks is all I'm trying to say. And the dude who spoiled did it willfully, and didn't even feel remorse or say sorry when I expressed my outrage at him having spoiled it. Like, dude at least say sorry . I was like, only on book 2 at that point

Proof: Very Atrocious X-rays? The fact that I couldn't find a proper word that started with x and also fit an acrostic poem proves this theory okay? Theory: Jasnah is actually a hologram made by a ship similar to M-Bot

Hey guys sorry it's been a while! I kind of took a break for a while. Well I'm reading book 8 now, so wooo more shoddy poetry. Roses are Red, Taverns are seedy, Where the heck is Mat, How could Robert Jordan do this to me Roses are red, Cats have whiskers, Rand's sanity is worrisome, Someone get this kid a snickers

Chapter 13 and 14: Rand is back! Here's a visual representation of his chapters so far: Somebody get this kid a snickers PRONTO Cuz seriously, props to Robert Jordan for making me legitimately scared about Rand's mental state right now like wow it was so eerily well written and scary! DANG DUDE!

Okay people. I'm gonna level with you here for a sec: I kind of abandoned wheel of time for quite a long while after reading crown of swords. Luckily though, the new WOT casting and stuff got me hyped up a bit more, and after a long and treacherous journey, I'm back on track and am reading Path of Daggers at the moment. Wooo! It's been kind of rough though, because I forgot a lot of what happened, though luckily, I have friends and family who have read it before to help me out. Anyway, I figure since most people on this forum have already read the entirety of the series, I guess I'll just share some thoughts as I'm reading just for fun. And hey, maybe it will remind you of how you all felt reading it for the first time? Also, I'm seriously gonna need some refreshers on some things haha Anyway go ahead and share your thoughts too. But please please pleaaaase, I have already had SO many things spoiled for me already, like I don't even know why I thought looking up WOT fanart or reading random WOT posts was a good, spoiler free idea, or why I still even talk to my uncle after he unapologetically spoiled a major plot point for me, but at this point, I already know that *SPOILERS below* But I don't know how it happens so please don't spoil that, okay? It's bad enough that I have those plot points spoiled. Blegh. Please and thank you. No more spoilers. Or at least put a spoiler tag on them. I wanna enjoy this series as much as I can people! woop woop, without further adieu, I will share my first thought on this book. Where in the fReAkInG hECK is MATRIM C A U T H O N?!?!

No, he is a turd biscuit. Frick Moash my dude. He ain't cool.

I wonder what mizzy would end up doing... Maybe like, singing her heart out cuz she just loves music and has a crazy awesome voice and everyone's shook and like, "holy cow you sound amazing!" but it turns out she can't act for the life if her.

Very true When Faile is already jealous and Berelain decides to show up on their traveling party when she knows she's not wanted. When Rand freaking banishes my dude Perrin

Every time Elayne tries to boss around Mat

Every time Olver gets in trouble for flirting with girls like 3 times his age

Okay, first off, I'm only on crown of swords rn so I'd appreciate it if no one spoiled stuff after that... Anyway, if you've got some facepalm moments you saw in the books, post them here! My first one: Nyneave: *slaps Lan like 15 times and punches him in the stomach* Also Nyneave, .5 seconds after: "We'll talk about this like adults"

Roses are red, Fairy tales usually have happily ever afters, Is it bad, That I kind of only want to skip to the mat chapters? Roses are red, Empanadas need filling, What in the heck, Is wrong with Queen Tylin?! Roses are red, Burning wood makes char, I can't flipping wait Till Lan gets to Ebou Dar (and finds Nyneave) Also as a side note: Roses are red, I like blue cheese dip, I just really really love Mat and Birgette's friendship!

YOU GUYS I FOUND MORE! Look up "Stormlight Characters as Vine's" and there are 2 compilations!!! AAAAAAND there's a Wheel of Time compilation too!!!! (A side note: some of the Vines are a little bit inappropriate or have language. They're okay for the most part but a few of them I skip for that reason oof. Just FYI. Most of them are pretty true to thr characters tho haha :-)

They don't yo no mo Lol I bet Abraham would get super into his character. Like he'd play the villain or a character with a tragic past and he'd get like super deep and take it really seriously

*in a gruff book cover 7 Rand voice* I don't care about my haters, and if you wanna fite me, then fiTE MeH (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference)

Haha yeah. Honestly I was pleasantly surprised when mine got answered cuz so few people I know have read these books or are reading them.

YES. SO MUCH YES! I vote yes

Proof: Sadeas is more vile than the stuff on the bottom of a sewage worker's boot. He be naaaaasty so yeah faking his death and going to be evil would probably be in his ballpark. Theory: inhaling Stormlight actually makes you high

Dang that's a good rename hahaha "Back at it again with Mike and Susan" kinda sounds like a TV show hehe

So recently I have been checking out the wheel of Time books from my school library I just can't get over the fact that all these covers really, really, really, suck! Especially book 6! It looks like a really bad pulp romance novel and Rand (or at least I think it's him, but he looks like a 40 year old man) has a chest that is three times the ratio of his waist. and what's with the Chuck a Rama wagon on the cover of Shadows Rising?! Anyway, the point is, it looks way weird for me to roam the halls of junior high with a brick of a novel that looks like gone with the wind gone wrong. And idk, it's funny to show off such a bad cover hahaha! Most people in general who I've shown it to get a kick out of them, including me. And so in honor of these art monstrosities, I have renamed book six (with help from those who have never read it) to be "Back at it Again with Mike and Susan" just cuz the names got the people on the cover too well. And since I just started book 7, I have renamed the cover: "Home Fitness Routines with Chuck Simmons" The person in the front looks like Chuck Norris. You're welcome. Now you can't unsee it. (Also what's with his crazy wide 90 degree angle elbow?) Reply below with your cover renamings!

Since I've giv'n it a look I can't put it down This fantastic book That has gained world renown Has gotten another To call Egwene Mother I have fretted and worried For the dragon reborn And hastened and hurried Till the pages were worn I have hated Berlain With an undying loathing And found it a pain To deal with Perrin's moaning I have swooned and shipped Gawyn Totally with Egwene And found it hard to rhyme Those two names in these poems And holy heck what a climax Book six has supplied I hope Jordan doesn't slack On making book seven a heck of a ride Thank you, I am done. *Mic drop* Sorry you had to read all that cuz the meter is wonky. Hehe...he...

Proof: adonalsium shattered like glass. Plus, snowglobes can be shaken. And the cosmere is being shaken ALOT (sorry that's the best I could do) Theory: Hoid is one of Steven Leeds's (I hope that's his correct name) hallucinations.

Roses are red Perrin has Faile I just think it's so cute How Egwene is sort of an Aiel Roses are red Holy freaking rain Nyneave Al'Meara Just HEALED LOGAIN (AAAAAAAH WHAAAAAT?!?!)