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Question:
how does one become cool/feared/respected/simultaneously-loved-and-hated?
I need...friends. Or at least a dark and mysterious mentor with a dubious past. I'm floundering in my own ignorance here.
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Oh this is easy stuff! This is how I always do it.
Cool - Go back to 2016 and dab, If you wanna be cool now, can't help you much there. My younger brother says that you're only cool if you play Fortnite, but I disagree.
Loved - Bring cookies, cake, or any food. (Seriously, since when was food only the quickest way to the heart for men? That's an everyone thing.)
Feared - Threaten not to share the cookies.
Hated - Dab. This one is simple. You could always just eat ALL of the cookies though. That works too.
Respected - Brush your teeth with mint toothpaste, and then drink orange juice. Immediate respect.
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Thanks mate. I appreciate it. Nice fish by the way.
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Thank you! I live under the tyrannical jurisdiction of my parental guardians, as I am but a mere 17 years of age, and I was forbidden a dog. So I now give an unhealthy amount of love and attention to the only pet I have ever been blessed with. (I think he thinks I'm a rather annoying, overprotective mother.)
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Soon to be posting pictures/adventures of my new betta fish, Kaladin!
Yes, he is just as moody, dramatic, and lovable as his namesake.
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Profile picture by whomever created this piece of ART like hot dang. Let me know if y'all know who I can thank for blessing the internet with this.