Lunar Blessing

A list of my favorite RWBY related incorrect quotes that I have made:

Ruby: Okay, help me please!
Yang: Got two words for you.
Ruby: I bet they won't be helpful.
Yang: Your problem.
Ruby: I was right

Ruby: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? 
Yang: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Blake? 
Blake: Probably “road work ahead”. 
Weiss: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

*Ruby is cooking*
Yang: Any chance that’s for me?
Ruby: It’s for Weiss. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Blake: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Ruby, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Yang, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Blake, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Weiss, trembling: What are we playing

Ruby: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Yang: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Ruby: Three of us saw it, Yang. How do you explain that?
Yang: *points at Blake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Weiss* Paranoia. *points at Jaune* Delusional personality disorder.

Ruby: Why are you on the floor?
Yang: I'm depressed.
Yang: Also I was stabbed, can you get Blake, please.