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  1. Man [sic], born on July 10th from Dust, was strong, wise, and resourceful. 

    I don't know you I just had to make a bad joke. Looks like you're not even active and won't see this but that's okay. 

  2. Happy birthday! See you later this year ^_^ 

  3. 100 days won! Thank you all very much ^_^ 

    1. JesterLavorre

      JesterLavorre

      Congrats! You deserve it.

    2. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      Congrats, but I think I may have stolen the day from you… sorry

    3. AonEne

      AonEne

      mmm so you did. welp :P

  4. PARANATURAL! Also happy birthday. 

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      You'll probably never see this, I just wanted to yell in happiness at Isaac. 

  5. Phewf, well, this one's funnier than the travesty that was the last bot: 

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    redacted Island is known as one of the tourist places in redacted, and also called redacted. The island is famous for its drowning beaches, 

    Drowning. Sounds like a great vacation! 

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      There's this section of Les Miserables where Victor Hugo is talking about the quicksand in the Paris sewers, and to illustrate this he describes the struggle of a man off the coast of Britain or something getting stuck in it and slowly sinking and getting stuck and the imagery is so vivid and disturbing... 

      Spoiler

      Yeah I looked it up online here it is if you're interested.

       

      He felt that he was entering the water, and that he no longer had a pavement under his feet, but only mud.

      It sometimes happens, that on certain shores of Bretagne or Scotland a man, either a traveller or a fisherman, while walking at low tide on the beach far from shore, suddenly notices that for several minutes past, he has been walking with some difficulty. The beach under foot is like pitch; his soles stick fast to it; it is no longer sand, it is bird-lime. The strand is perfectly dry, but at every step that he takes, as soon as the foot is raised, the print is filled with water. The eye, however, has perceived no change; the immense beach is smooth and tranquil, all the sand has the same aspect, nothing distinguishes the soil that is solid from that which is not solid; the joyous little cloud of sand-lice continues to leap tumultuously under the feet of the passer-by.

      The man pursues his way, he walks on, turns towards the land, endeavors to approach the shore. He is not uneasy. Uneasy about what? Only he is conscious that the heaviness of his feet seems to be increasing at every step that he takes. All at once he sinks in. He sinks in two or three inches. Decidedly, he is not on the right road; he halts to get his bearings. Suddenly he glances at his feet; his feet have disappeared. The sand has covered them. He draws his feet out of the sand, he tries to retrace his steps, he turns back, he sinks in more deeply than before. The sand is up to his ankles, he tears himself free from it and flings himself to the left, the sand reaches to mid-leg, he flings himself to the right, the sand comes up to his knees. Then, with indescribable terror, he recognizes the fact that he is caught in a quicksand, and that he has beneath him that frightful medium in which neither man can walk nor fish can swim. He flings away his burden, if he have one, he lightens himself, like a ship in distress; it is too late, the sand is above his knees.

      He shouts, he waves his hat, or his handkerchief, the sand continually gains on him; if the beach is deserted, if the land is too far away, if the bank of sand is too ill-famed, there is no hero in the neighborhood, all is over, he is condemned to be engulfed. He is condemned to that terrible interment, long, infallible, implacable, which it is impossible to either retard or hasten, which lasts for hours, which will not come to an end, which seizes you erect, free, in the flush of health, which drags you down by the feet, which, at every effort that you attempt, at every shout that you utter, draws you a little lower, which has the air of punishing you for your resistance by a redoubled grasp, which forces a man to return slowly to earth, while leaving him time to survey the horizon, the trees, the verdant country, the smoke of the villages on the plain, the sails of the ships on the sea, the birds which fly and sing, the sun and the sky. This engulfment is the sepulchre which assumes a tide, and which mounts from the depths of the earth towards a living man. Each minute is an inexorable layer-out of the dead. The wretched man tries to sit down, to lie down, to climb; every movement that he makes buries him deeper; he straightens himself up, he sinks; he feels that he is being swallowed up; he shrieks, implores, cries to the clouds, wrings his hands, grows desperate. Behold him in the sand up to his belly, the sand reaches to his breast, he is only a bust now. He uplifts his hands, utters furious groans, clenches his nails on the beach, tries to cling fast to that ashes, supports himself on his elbows in order to raise himself from that soft sheath, and sobs frantically; the sand mounts higher. The sand has reached his shoulders, the sand reaches to his throat; only his face is visible now. His mouth cries aloud, the sand fills it; silence. His eyes still gaze forth, the sand closes them, night. Then his brow decreases, a little hair quivers above the sand; a hand projects, pierces the surface of the beach, waves and disappears. Sinister obliteration of a man.

      Sometimes a rider is engulfed with his horse; sometimes the carter is swallowed up with his cart; all founders in that strand. It is shipwreck elsewhere than in the water. It is the earth drowning a man. The earth, permeated with the ocean, becomes a pitfall. It presents itself in the guise of a plain, and it yawns like a wave. The abyss is subject to these treacheries.

      This melancholy fate, always possible on certain sea beaches, was also possible, thirty years ago, in the sewers of Paris.

      Before the important works, undertaken in 1833, the subterranean drain of Paris was subject to these sudden slides.

      The water filtered into certain subjacent strata, which were particularly friable; the foot-way, which was of flag-stones, as in the ancient sewers, or of cement on concrete, as in the new galleries, having no longer an underpinning, gave way. A fold in a flooring of this sort means a crack, means crumbling. The framework crumbled away for a certain length. This crevice, the hiatus of a gulf of mire, was called a fontis, in the special tongue. What is a fontis? It is the quicksands of the seashore suddenly encountered under the surface of the earth; it is the beach of Mont Saint-Michel in a sewer. The soaked soil is in a state of fusion, as it were; all its molecules are in suspension in soft medium; it is not earth and it is not water. The depth is sometimes very great. Nothing can be more formidable than such an encounter. If the water predominates, death is prompt, the man is swallowed up; if earth predominates, death is slow.

      Can any one picture to himself such a death? If being swallowed by the earth is terrible on the seashore, what is it in a cess-pool? Instead of the open air, the broad daylight, the clear horizon, those vast sounds, those free clouds whence rains life, instead of those barks descried in the distance, of that hope under all sorts of forms, of probable passers-by, of succor possible up to the very last moment,--instead of all this, deafness, blindness, a black vault, the inside of a tomb already prepared, death in the mire beneath a cover! slow suffocation by filth, a stone box where asphyxia opens its claw in the mire and clutches you by the throat; fetidness mingled with the death-rattle; slime instead of the strand, sulfuretted hydrogen in place of the hurricane, dung in place of the ocean! And to shout, to gnash one's teeth, and to writhe, and to struggle, and to agonize, with that enormous city which knows nothing of it all, over one's head!

      Inexpressible is the horror of dying thus! Death sometimes redeems his atrocity by a certain terrible dignity. On the funeral pile, in shipwreck, one can be great; in the flames as in the foam, a superb attitude is possible; one there becomes transfigured as one perishes. But not here. Death is filthy. It is humiliating to expire. The supreme floating visions are abject. Mud is synonymous with shame. It is petty, ugly, infamous. To die in a butt of Malvoisie, like Clarence, is permissible; in the ditch of a scavenger, like Escoubleau, is horrible. To struggle therein is hideous; at the same time that one is going through the death agony, one is floundering about. There are shadows enough for hell, and mire enough to render it nothing but a slough, and the dying man knows not whether he is on the point of becoming a spectre or a frog.

      Everywhere else the sepulchre is sinister; here it is deformed.

      The depth of the fontis varied, as well as their length and their density, according to the more or less bad quality of the sub-soil. Sometimes a fontis was three or four feet deep, sometimes eight or ten; sometimes the bottom was unfathomable. Here the mire was almost solid, there almost liquid. In the Luniere fontis, it would have taken a man a day to disappear, while he would have been devoured in five minutes by the Philippeaux slough. The mire bears up more or less, according to its density. A child can escape where a man will perish. The first law of safety is to get rid of every sort of load. Every sewerman who felt the ground giving way beneath him began by flinging away his sack of tools, or his back-basket, or his hod.

      The fontis were due to different causes: the friability of the soil; some landslip at a depth beyond the reach of man; the violent summer rains; the incessant flooding of winter; long, drizzling showers. Sometimes the weight of the surrounding houses on a marly or sandy soil forced out the vaults of the subterranean galleries and caused them to bend aside, or it chanced that a flooring vault burst and split under this crushing thrust. In this manner, the heaping up of the Parthenon, obliterated, a century ago, a portion of the vaults of Saint-Genevieve hill. When a sewer was broken in under the pressure of the houses, the mischief was sometimes betrayed in the street above by a sort of space, like the teeth of a saw, between the paving-stones; this crevice was developed in an undulating line throughout the entire length of the cracked vault, and then, the evil being visible, the remedy could be promptly applied. It also frequently happened, that the interior ravages were not revealed by any external scar, and in that case, woe to the sewermen. When they entered without precaution into the sewer, they were liable to be lost. Ancient registers make mention of several scavengers who were buried in fontis in this manner. They give many names; among others, that of the sewerman who was swallowed up in a quagmire under the man-hole of the Rue Careme-Prenant, a certain Blaise Poutrain; this Blaise Poutrain was the brother of Nicholas Poutrain, who was the last grave-digger of the cemetery called the Charnier des Innocents, in 1785, the epoch when that cemetery expired.

      There was also that young and charming Vicomte d'Escoubleau, of whom we have just spoken, one of the heroes of the siege of Lerida, where they delivered the assault in silk stockings, with violins at their head. D'Escoubleau, surprised one night at his cousin's, the Duchess de Sourdis', was drowned in a quagmire of the Beautreillis sewer, in which he had taken refuge in order to escape from the Duke. Madame de Sourdis, when informed of his death, demanded her smelling-bottle, and forgot to weep, through sniffling at her salts. In such cases, there is no love which holds fast; the sewer extinguishes it. Hero refuses to wash the body of Leander. Thisbe stops her nose in the presence of Pyramus and says: "Phew!"

       

  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS PARAGON OF FABULOUSNESS 

  7. Wow. This one. Wow. 

    Me over the course of reading the bot: 

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    Call Girls Are Waiting To Sleep With You On The Bed

    On the bed

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    Hi friends! Make your dream come true. If you are not satisfied with your wife, just join us

    <_< 

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    Gone are the days when you had to be disappointed in the absence of your bed partner or dissatisfaction with your night partner... 

    <_<:angry: 

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    ...and even in case of having intercourse with the same meat again and again.

    haha what. meat 

    women = meat to do the do with. "meat" I'm just laughing but also crying because hoo boy 

    To leave us on a slightly better note: 

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    Profile Information

    Interests

    SHopping

    Pressing X to doubt that one... 

    1. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      it clearly means S Hopping, the national sport of [insert fictional country here]

    2. Tesh
  8. Happy American Independence Day! Let's keep making this country a better place, like we know it can be ^_^ I know I joke about it being a dumpster fire, and yeah it kinda is, but it's doing a bunch of things right, too, and we can keep striving for freedom, equality, safety, and happiness! 

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    And - if any Native people are reading this, I'd like to apologize to you. This is your country too, and you storming matter. I learn more every day and I just want to nod to you here. 

    Go blast off some Lightwoven fireworks and party, ya crazy kids! But keep goldminds and Stormlight on hand. You can get hurt out there if you're not careful :P 

    1. Flaming Coinshot

      Flaming Coinshot

      Happy Independence Day! I already did my social justice rant on Chinkoln's Independence day update, so I'm not gonna do it here. Wear a helmet if you go on a roof! Go crazy!

    2. AonEne

      AonEne

      *goes crazy as requested* 

      Hi, by the way, I don't believe I've met you before! Because I'm stupid inactive half the time... Do you go by any nicknames? 

    3. Flaming Coinshot

      Flaming Coinshot

      Me? Um... I don't think so. You've probably never met me because I have been keeping to a select selection of threads and I've only been here for...34 days. Also, unless you're a bloodmaker, you need untapped metalminds.

  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 

    I hope you're enjoying some cake 

  10. Tell us what you think about the mods :ph34r: and how much you love me, obviously

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScvAbLhn3QqwLtcYEp1uOC5h-EPIPfb4oELwGlgJukME2c9ug/viewform

    1. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      I submitted a review. I’m gonna be honest, some of those people, I didn’t even realize they were moderators, and some of them, I hadn’t realized they had an account on the Shard.

    2. AonEne

      AonEne

      Fair lol, there are a few who don't show up much. Pretty sure all the mods have Shard accounts though?

  11. Quote

    [escort agency] fully understands your feelings and brings you a wide class of dating buddies for a true girlfriend experience in Ludhiana. 

    "dating buddies" 

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    You may only enter this website if you are at least 18 years old- if not, you cannot enter the site. If you are accessing this website from a country that prohibits access to adult content or any associated activities, you do so at your own risk. It is your responsibility to comply with local laws. 

    Says the spambot advertising sex on a book fansite lmao 

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    2. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      How do they even work? Do they literally just search the web for sites where they can post? Are they only semi automatic? It just doesn’t make sense. And also, do they really generate income?!? There is no way they bring in more customers than it costs to keep the bot running

    3. AonEne

      AonEne

      I have no idea, these things are weird and I don't code them. 

    4. Adonalsium'sSpren

      Adonalsium'sSpren

      Ludhiana is in india btw, its a pretty big city. Messy tho

  12. Hey, happy birthday man ^_^ 

    1. Lord Meeker

      Lord Meeker

      Late to this by over a year and a half but thanks.

  13. Suddenly wondering if that age is legit and we have (or had, considering the last visit) a 100+yo Sanderfan here :P 

  14. Happy birthday! To...Feather? The body? System anniversary? I don't know exactly who I'm wishing a happy birthday to, but happy birthday! :lol: 

  15. Happy birthday, thanks for patroning!

  16. Happy birthday to the time traveler

  17. Right, I'm way behind on notifications (am I ever not, though) but I had to pop on to promote this :ph34r: 

    If you don't normally watch Shardcast, that's cool, but this one is pride-themed! Also I'm in it. I don't say much, but I'm there lol. So if you follow me but not Shard news - check it out! (And then go watch some other episodes if you liked this one. They're pretty fun.) 

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      Oh, and I've also been on a couple recent streams :D 

    2. Mat

      Mat

      Enecast!

  18. Ik you're not active, but happy bday, Vash! 'twas fun RPing with you years ago! 

  19. Whilst reading RoW to my mom (we've been going a bit slowly and are still in part one) if we read multiple chapters in a RoW row I'll sometimes see if she can remember how the epigraphs go -

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    Lecture on fabrial mechanics presented by Navani Kholin to the coalition of monarchs, Urithiru, Jesevan, 1175

    and at first I tried having her fill in blanks of like the month and stuff but that's way too much to remember even after you've heard it a few times, which I can't blame her too much for so I got simpler (she couldn't remember Navani's last name and it hurts because the Kholins are everybody in the books) but I say all of this to let you know that today she complained to me that I hadn't read it to her in a while and said "HOW WILL I LEARN WHAT NAVANI IS TEACHING THE MONARCHS?" and that's it, everyone, that's it

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    2. Honorless

      Honorless

      Edit: {no edit button on status; nudge, nudge}

      You meant she forgot for a mo that you were reading her a book and thought like she missed an episode on TV, didn't you, oops.

      Also, is that a demigirl flag I spy?

    3. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      hey, my mother and I just finished OB together!

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      She wanted to know what was going on and was just unhappy I hadn't read to her in a while :P

      Yep, demigirl dragon for pride! :D I did ace dragon last year and pan puppy is on Discord. 

  20. Hey @Born of The Storm! I hate to hit you with moderation right off the bat, but I do unfortunately have to tell you that RoW spoilers are not currently allowed outside the spoiler forums, so I've had to remove one from your About Me. Welcome and I hope you enjoy it here!

    1. Born of The Storm

      Born of The Storm

      Ohhhhhh yeah sorry about that xP I totally understand

    2. AonEne
  21. Imma about to be a Dragon. Good thing my pfp is appropriate.

    rawr

    man, I should revisit those old dragon designs of mine and see how well they held up to celebrate...

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    2. AonEne

      AonEne

      It's a closeup of a dragon.

      *breathes celebratory breath weapon*

    3. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      Yeah but is it from something?

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      Nah, just the internet, afaik

  22. Lol okay so, I get on, one of the first things I do is check for spambots, and I find one. In the about me she says "to meet and storm her" and I went ?????? for a good 10-20 seconds trying to figure out if this was an innuendo I was missing before remembering our swear filter :lol: 

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    There are tons of different bitcoin robots out there that claim to be the best bang for your buck. However, a good amount of them are scams and will not make you any money on your investments. Bitcoin Storm appears to be a legitimate bot claims to bring in money on what you provide to the platform. 

    You're not even sure about your own product, I think you MIGHT JUST be a scam too :P

    I'm dying, this is legit just a shutter ad. I thought it was a weird nickname but they're genuinely selling something they call the Ultimate Shutter. Why is this so hilarious https://www.17thshard.com/forum/profile/41834-ultimate-shutter/

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    You truly can’t deeply inhale natural air anyplace. You simply stay there and take in and out, hurting yourself. 

    *deadpan voice* oh no 

    Man, we had a lot of spammers today... 

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      Ene, I want you to post daily spambot updates. I absolutely love every last one of them.

    3. theTruthshaper

      theTruthshaper

      I second the above statement.

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      hehehe, might have to be weekly, we don't always get them (or funny ones)

  23. This morning I was going through a conversation in my head while walking through my school, and winked to myself like I would have had I been talking to someone. I was just passing some kid in the hallway when I did, so now a random kid probably is wondering why the heck I winked at them :P

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      *Aghast staring at goaty's pic*

      That.

    3. Frustration

      Frustration

      Fadran you must zoom in on pfp's a lot more than I do, I can barely see goats eye most of the time

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      that picture is cute

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