The Forumlurker

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    The longest thread (Misadventures) is the real longest thread
  • Birthday 08/10/2004

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    I'm on the 17th shard what else it there to know?!?!?

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  1. The brandy bottles reacted to the magic yo-ho-ho-ing and they began to expand, crushing everyone in the room. The bottles grew so large The continent, and solar system of Roshar was consumed. Jasnah only survived because...
  2. Could someone make a banner? I don't have the skills to. I mean, @Ark1002 has an Anti-Longest thread, Pro Last Post one! WE MUST RISE UP TO COUNTER HIM AND THE HORRIBLE LAST POSTERS
  3. It has been a long time since we have had one of you Quipsmiths within our ranks. Your surges are for you to figure out on your own, however while apart of our guild we can help you long as you stay away from us while we are reading .
  4. How dare you say that studio C sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also...I win
  5. "@Le Sigh These words are accepted, you now have the ability to suck in booklight from the books around you! Booklight is used to manipulate the surges of awkwardness. Sev-son-Ivor ( @StormblessedSurvivor ) first off I'm no "great lord" I'm just a member of the Forumlurkers who happens to accept oaths." As he says the words great lord actual quotation marks appear around his head, "Second, if you speak the oath of awkwardness you may join."
  6. That was full of hot chocolate! Because both tea and coffee are inferior to hot chocolate!
  7. There was so much gas on Yolen because, as everyone knows, it is Butt's homeland! It is where he started his adventure! It is a stick! It is where the Ghanderflaffles originated! It...
  8. I've read Red Queen before, how do you like it?
  9. 10/10 The Sanderfan Pledge is just plain awesome! Congrats on keeping the Roast Battle Tournament going, I've never participated but it always gives me a laugh!
  10. For it spilled all over his suit, hardening into a material as strong as concrete within 3 seconds
  11. I thought I alone with a few people in my age group and everyone else is 20s-30s. Still young at 14 but now I feel less out of my water knowing that I'm not alone!
  12. Gaia the fantasy webcomic is great with plenty of magic and intrigue: I also like one called Gunnerkrigg Court the art is a little strange in the beginning but it gets much better with an intricate plot! I agree, Xkcd is great. Any other recommendations?
  13. I am a person who has never visited the "People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley thread" should I? What is your opinion on the longest thread now that it is the longest thread? Which Cosmere character would hate Infinity War the most; who would love it the most? Immolate you enemies or freeze them in a time loop?
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  15. Division is just decay and other related stuff Brandon said that division breaks molecular bonds and not the molecules themselves, but this can be understood in many ways. Like burning people to ash, or melting their flesh off their bones, or summoning a bolt of lightning to strike a bunch of parshendi. I could see Szeth shooting lightning while dual-welding Nightblood and his sprenblade. Besides: The Rule of Awesome!!!!