TheVillageIdiot

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About TheVillageIdiot

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    Voice of Calamity
  • Birthday April 7

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    Wise Elephants Bake Soap In Theoretical Eggs: Under Round Lakes
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    Anti-Inquisitor Monkeys
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    Multipurpose Sriracha Noodles
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    Inductive & Corrosive Quilts
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    Yodeling Apes Hating Obnoxious Ogres.
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    Just A Big Bunch of Eggs Racing
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    Slippery Kites Yell Profusely & Ecstaticly

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    Earth... I think...last time i checked, crud, where's that map...uh... oh right, it says here, triangle.
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    Writing, reading, science, random trivia.

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  1. “Boom, the Big Bang sent six elemental goats, hurtling across the virgin universe. These infinity goats each control an essential aspect of existence: Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time.” — Avengers: Infinity War
  2. *loses in a way that actually makes me win*
  3. "Soft tacos are wannabe burritos" - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "I'm gonna be a rapper! I'm gonna call myself Ritz Cracker." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "Cheese Pizza is for kids and sad people." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal
  4. “It is easier to fight for one’s goat than to live up to them.” - Alfred Adler “Nothing great was ever achieved without goats.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson “Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of goats, because that’s what matters.” - Shawn Spencer “I can’t help being a gorgeous goat. It’s just the card I drew.” - Shawn Spencer And the best ones, because I didn't have to change them. "Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!" - Shawn Spencer "Everybody wins a goat. It's like Oprah is here, Except it's goats." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal
  5. *slams face into table* Mholweni!!!
  6. Sed vitae mortalium omnium parati
  7. You get a plumber. *Inserts three cats*
  8. Idiot dashed into the center of the room. “Dancing!” He shouted, springing into a dance move that was some sort of cross between the floss and the worm.
  9. Idiot immediately started aggressively doing the worm. Popcorn flying everywhere.
  10. Idiot grabbed popcorn and settled down to watch.
  11. *Blowtorches poptart* What was that?
  12. Yes, Butter. Butter is deevy
  13. Except in the universe where it did.
  14. Except in the universe where it did.
  15. *Snatches Win* *Runs away cackling while eating butter*