Archer

I was going to post a Saint Patrick’s Day message here, but by the time I got around to it, it was past midnight. This week, I visited at a different time than I traditionally have. That was mostly because the last few days have been an endless stream of this:

*checks off the last item on my list*

…

*flips the page over to look at the list on the back*

So, I hopped on later than I usually do. That had some unintended consequences. The sudden presence of Monday was one. Getting a really extended welcome party was another. (By the way, you guys are amazing. You know who you are.)

However, I still feel obliged to post one of these every once in a while, if for no other reason than to confirm my continued existence and to surprise people with notifications. So, because I have no other content ideas, I want everyone to pretend it’s still March 17^th when you read this:

I would like to pay tribute to all the green-eyed people in the world. Did you know that today none of them need to wear safety glasses to protect themselves?

That sounds kind of dangerous, Archer.

Nonsense! They’ll be okay. They’ve got the Luck of the Iris!

Disclaimer: Always wear the appropriate protective equipment for whatever job you’re doing. My safety advice is all a sham*.

*-rock

Boom. Joke, PSA, and existence confirmation all in one post. Good night, everybody! Thanks for your time.