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Tesh last won the day on December 24 2019

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About Tesh

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    "Knowledge weighs nothing. Carry all that you can."
  • Birthday 04/01/1871

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    But here is a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame: What makes a monster and what makes a man?
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    Lover, what have you become? Coal cars and oil drums, warehouse walls and factory floors. I don't know you anymore. And in the meantime up above, the harvest dies and people starve. Oceans rise and overflow. It ain't right and it ain't natural.
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    Farewell my fallen idol and false friend. We had such hopes and now those hopes are shattered.
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    The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France!
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    Look around you! I have found you cannot tell, by lookin' at the surface, what is lurkin' there beneath it! See that face! Now, I'm prepared to bet you, what you see's not what you get - 'Cause man's a master of deceit ! So, what is the sinister secret? The lie he will tell you is true? - It's that each man you meet in the street isn't one man but two!
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    Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes. History obliterates, in every picture it paints, it paints me and all my mistakes.
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    No, I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts. Pretend I'm something other than this mess that I am.

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    I genuinely don't know where I am.
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    Reading, number one. I also love writing, musicals (such as Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, Hadestown, and Hamilton), birds (I have a budgie named Kaladin), and have I mentioned reading? I also like history, skiing, dragons, and want to learn how to use a longsword. Have I said reading yet?

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  1. I'm almost done with my, uh, *cough* seventh *cough* reread of Oathbringer, and I really don't know why Brandon says his prose isn't very good.

    It's wonderful. 

    I storming love it.

    It's gorgeous, especially in scenes with heightened emotions of any kind.

    Even in Mistborn and stuff, it's great prose.

    Maybe it's not super intricate or anything, but that lets the focus be on the characters and the story and stuff instead of on the writing itself.

    Anyways, that's my random thought for tonight.

    Also. I want more of Jasnah and Renarin's relationship please that'd be awesome, thanks.

    Hopefully, if we don't get that in the next book, we'll get it in the second arc.

    Ahhhh only six more Stormlight books! Only one left of the first arc! 

    Mmmm I love the Cosmere.


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    2. Doomstick
    3. Tesh
    4. JesterLavorre


      Well, Jasnah and Renarin are two of the main characters in the back half so they storming better get some scenes together. :P 

  2. Sometimes I forget KotC was a thing. It is a little painful to remember sometimes... *shudder* HAPPY STORMING SHARDIVERSARY!!!


    you may now resume your regular Sharding :P

  4. I am good with whatever. It would be best if I didn't start it, but I can if needed.
  5. "help i just poked my screen with a bean" -Salad
  6. Okay so I'm gonna do this too.

    Ages ago (I'm not exactly sure when) Fadran messaged me and told me about this writing camp his mom had told him about, and said it'd be awesome if we both could go. And I ended up actually being able to go, which was really surprising, actually. So Fadran and I were going to meet up. We were also planning on meeting up with the Water Clan due to their proximity to the location of the camp.

    We waited for about three months (I think) and after a lot of stuff happened in my life (including an AP test and two family reunions) I headed to Utah.

    And I met Fadran on the twelfth.

    Everything from here has pretty much been explained. We met Tani the next day, and then the day after that we met up with Queen, Star, Stick, Fritz, and Ene. The day after that we saw Star, Stick, Fritz, Ene, Vapor, Mist, and Connie. People gave me rocks. (I love the rocks). We hung out. And then I really needed to run away. I didn't really get to say goodbye.

    On Saturday morning, while my ride home was struggling to find where I was, I got to say goodbye to Fadran, Tani, Stick, and the entire Water Clan. 

    And that's about it.

    It easily was one of the best weeks of my life. I especially miss Fadran, as I had gotten used to seeing him every day and hanging out with him all day.

    On the drive home, Queen suggested that I listen to Jekyll and Hyde, and in true Tesh fashion, I've listened to it about six times in the last three days and it's really cool and y'all should check it out if you're into gothic horror musicals. (Murder, Murder is my current favorite song in it, followed by Confrontation. And i highly recommend watching Confrontation on YouTube because the acting is so cool.)

    I love each and every one of you that I saw more than I can even say, and I can't wait until we can meet again. Hopefully we can hang out for longer than an hour and a half next time. 


    Scud it I accidentally just touched my glasses. :l

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    2. AonEne


      I love you as well freeennnnnnnnnnnnn!! Oof about your glasses, I hate when that happens... 

    3. Tesh


      Kaladin's feet leave marks on them too so it's annoying when he sits on them but I also love it.

    4. Mist


      Also oof HI it was great seeing you! 

  7. One bit of context- I was trying to help make the boots easier to eat. "*fleshbacks* "OH NO" @The Awakened Salad
  8. "*vague hapi sounds* I am droink lemons rn" [email protected]
  9. *pokes*

    *bounces away*

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    2. Tesh


      *joins in the aggressive bouncing towards Ene*

    3. AonEne


      Well that's not something I expected to read today. *bounces away* 

    4. Tesh


      Heh. Ene, it's us. You cannot be surprised about anything we say. :P 

      *bounces after*

  10. *pokes you over here so we don't start spamming the thread* :P

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    2. The Awakened Salad

      The Awakened Salad

      I am definitely not going to reply to this status update at random times to poke both of you, not at all :ph34r:

    3. The Awakened Salad

      The Awakened Salad




    4. Tesh





  11. *pokes back* I'd love to join, this sounds really neat!
  12. I WAS SUMMONED. When you go to a writing camp full of Sanderfans, meet some Sharders, write a Sanderson fanfic, and this results in you obsession with the Cosmere getting rekindled. And then you climb on the roof while wearing your mistcloak because it's smoky outside and there's literally ash falling from the sky. I also jumped on the trampoline while wearing it, which I highly recommend. When you get your stuff from the Kickstarter and then put all of the stuff you can up on your corkboard.
  13. *slowly slides onto Shard*

    Hi just a bit of really random info. Don't use the puzzle piece symbol (or blue) for autism awareness. Instead use the rainbow infinity sign for neurodivergence acceptance.

    This is why.

    Also, if you ever get the chance, I'd highly recommend the book Asperger's Children. It gives some very interesting information on the development of the diagnosis of autism.

    *slowly slides off of the Shard*

    1. Chinkoln


      In case anyone was wondering, that link is not a Rick Roll, I tested it

    2. Knight of Iron

      Knight of Iron

      Interesting but okay.

      In case anyone was wondering, this link links to a very good song.

    3. Tesh


      Oh, thanks Chink! I forgot that's what people automatically think when they see an embedded link...

  14. *slowly opens 20 page document full of quotes* *realizes I should probably spoiler this whole reply because it got so long* If you can't tell, I am kind of obsessed with both quotes and The Anthropocene Reviewed. I shall leave you with one last quote, which is one of my all-time favorites. "Sometimes, I wonder how I can survive in this world where, as Mary Oliver put it, 'everything / Sooner or later / Is part of everything else.' Other times, I remember that I won't survive, of course. I will, sooner or later, be the everything that is part of everything else. But until then: What an astonishment to breathe on this breathing planet. What a blessing to be Earth loving Earth." -John Green, The Anthropocene Reviewed If you actually read all of those I am very impressed and you have my respect.