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Zennix

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  1. I can tell you it's a good way to remove body hairs.
  2. When you glue yourself to a chair to experience what a full Lashing feels like.
  3. Granted. You are now admitted to a Psychiatric hospital because you were found naked in the streets performing an imaginary rock concert for an imaginary audience. I wish for protection from insanity.
  4. Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. I wish to dream vividly.
  5. Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. I wish for world peace
  6. Kaladin's plotline in Stormlight Archives: This is very confusing to me too.
  7. Granted. A huge meteorite is falling towards you right now! I wish for faster internet connection.
  8. Who has the best story of us all? Vote Brandon Stark... (huh? Sorry, wrong universe). Vote The Stick 2020!
  9. Granted. You are gifted a pair of shoes that smell weird. I wish for Game of thrones season 8 to be wiped from my memory.
  10. I'm very happy to see that The Dark Alley is still going strong. It's been a long time.
  11. Granted. You are so supercharged with happiness that you end up being confined in a psychiatric hospital for being manic. I wish for some cosmere info to be unRAFO'ed.
  12. You know you are a Sanderfan: When your roommate frequently hears you sleep talk in keteks.
  13. Granted. But you will learn them after everyone else. I wish to fly into the sun.
  14. Just saw this great post on Reddit!
  15. Haemalurgy isn't just science; it's a way of life. Of course you have no other choice but to live with your mangled enhanced soul.
  16. Haha! I'm here again! Here is another!
  17. Granted. Congratulations, you just became a rock! I wish to crush the rock.
  18. I need a virgin Elantrian model and some Aviar embryos. Oh, and blood from an O -ve wrestling champion for storing my spikes cookies. Can anybody procure these for me?
  19. Do we have a functional black market in the Alleyverse? Somewhere an enterprising DA researcher can he find exotic research victims specimens. Or can we get those from the Ghostbloods? If so, are do they provide high quality merchandise?
  20. Granted. You are always forgotten whenever invites for events are sent out to people. I wish for a surgebinding bulldog.
  21. You mean the Elantrian mice? They're actually trapped between life and death. So, be careful whenever you visit the Undead Alley; they can use the Dor.
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