I Am Witless

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About I Am Witless

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    -Dreamer of Epic Proporations- -Creator of Imaginary Worlds-
  • Birthday April 2

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    What WeBsITe
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    At what? With what?
  • MSN
    Sounds like a drug!!!
  • ICQ
    IQ only with Cool in the middle.
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    For OOOOOLD people.
  • Jabber
    I'm good at doing this!
  • Skype
    Are you sure that you want to see my face?

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    Sol System
  • Interests
    Fictitious Literature, Geology, Vikings, Dragons!, Spiders, Food, Sleep, Unnecessary Capitalization, Unnecessary Exclamation Points, Unnecessary Comma's, Terry Pratchett, Brandon Sanderson, Les Miserables. There's more,,, but you get to find that out yourself.

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