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My flesh healed around the pebble so now I just have a funny crater in my back. Well, I did... before they filled it in with skin.
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You know yesterday I had to go into surgery to cut out an infected hair follicle that went septic. They had to graft in a ton of skin to cover up the hole--turns out the source of the infection was a piece of gravel that I got wedged in there from a bicycle accident twelve years ago.
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You've got a cool middle name Mr. Services. Really long too. One of my cousins goes by his middle name, which is kind of unfortunate because his middle name is "Nobody". He gets in a lot of fights.
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Did you ever get bullied because of your funny name, Mr. Services? I got bullied for being named after a comic supervillain allllll the time. One time a kid wombo-combo'd me right into a trash can so hard my face got wedged in the dented metal.
They had to call the fire department to cut the metal away from my neck. Ever since then I've possessed a series of criss-crossing scars that make my neck look like bunch of potato chips stacked on top of each other.
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What's the weather like in Delhi? I heard it's a reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly big city. Is it humid? I don't like very humid places, but that's just because I have some unfortunate genetics from my uncle who sweats so profusely it often curdles before the end of the day.
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Mr. Services, why did your parents name you "Web"? Were you born with a rare birth defect that leaves you with webbed feet like a duck? I have that too! Wanna see?
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Do you like ice cream? I love ice cream. Vanilla's my favorite, which may seem boring, but it pairs well with basically every topping ever so I like it.
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Hello Mr. Services. My, what a coincidentally professional name you have there.