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Bugsy last won the day on April 14 2016

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    Running, reading, writing, theoretical and applied sciences, coding (mainly Python), Model UN, skiing, tubing, swimming, politics, my dog, and, of course, SE

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    Heisenberg, Ohm, and Schröder are in a car when a cop pulls them over. The cop asks Heisenberg, the driver, if he knew how fast he as going.
    "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
     "You were doing 87 in a 55." 
    "Great! Now I'm lost!" Heisenberg responds, exasperated 
    The cop is suspicious of this odd behavior and decides to search the car. He looks in the trunk first and says "Hey, you guys have a dead cat back here!"
    "We do now, jerk!" shouts Schröder.
    The cop tries to arrest them for animal cruelty and reckless driving. Ohm resists the charges.

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