Paranoid King

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  1. @Kidpen and @Element of Chaos, we're just waiting on those returned names.
  2. #4YearsAndNobodySaidAWord #NeedAPersonalEditor Speaking of which, I notice you have two spaces after every sentence. Why is that?
  3. Burst out laughing here. We need more hungry roasters in this thread!
  4. Whose rhymes were like frogs in a bucket! When came roasting day, the frogs fled away, farther than he could have chucked it. ...Now I'm glad I ended up with Shakespeare.
  5. Oh my goodness, that twist! This round's gonna be like brain surgery on a sheep! You see, it looks really difficult, but it's just a sheep, so nobody minds if it's not genius. Good luck, you four!
  6. Did one of these four drop out? Edit: nvm, found it.
  7. Well, that's disappointing, but understandable. Real life is more important. Best of luck to you! @Ashspren, do we have any pinch hitters this round? If not, as I understand it, everyone's moving on to the next round. I'd still be interested in hearing some returned names, though...
  8. And now I'm faced with a dilemma - Upvote, or wait and hope you stay a seer until the finals....
  9. Because if all goes well, someone will end up literally punned to death.
  10. Thanks, Hoidit! I was thinking of including the two missing acts, but I can only handle so much rhyming before I burn out. And, uh, the ending pun was unintentional, but thanks for the compliment! Haha! Marsh is spot on! I just changed "your" to "thy" and called it a day. Iambic pentameter is way beyond my league.
  11. And now, on the 350th anniversary of Elendel's founding, we, the Ashmount Theaters, release a special production commemorating the life of The Survivor! Coming soon to theaters around Elendel, this play is based on the raising and training of The Survivor. Some of the accounts have been slightly adapted for release in theater, but the core of the story remains the same. A few scenes have been chosen to showcase this momentous play. We hope to see a full house on the release of the final performance. This is Ashmount. Ashmount hopes you have enjoyed this program.
  12. To quote Shakespeare's famous play, "The Majora's Mask": \
  13. Hang on a sec. You linked my sounds of silence parody as your current favorite parody? Thanks, man! I might take you up on your challenge to expand it. I actually like Silence, so I figured I'd have to rewrite the entire song to a more positive tone if I posted it in the musical thread.

    1. hoiditthroughthegrapevine


      Yeah, it's really good!

      I agree, if you're going to rewrite it it should be pro Silence, she's a great character. Ping me when you post the updated version so I can check it out.

      I'm excited for the next round of Cosmere Roasts. 

      Looking forward to see what you come up with for Shakespearean Gimmel.

  14. Well, that's a shame. And here I was halfway through the tale of Kelsier's glorious battle against a mistwraith. He almost won, too.
  15. Well, this should be interesting. I don't think Gemmel knows anyone other than Kelsier. ... Hey, @Toaster Retribution, would you mind writing me a guest roast?