DanTheSeamonster

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About DanTheSeamonster

  • Birthday 07/18/1996

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  1. I have lost the game for the first time in like three years
  2. I have two brothers and a sister, so there's four kids in my family. I'm a Ravenclaw, my sister is a Gryffindor, my older brother is a Slytherin and my younger brother is a Hufflepuff so between the four of us we have the whole castle represented.
  3. Mm are you?
  4. Dang it Turtle
  5. Alright, this didn't happen to me it happened to my brother, but still I think this is appropriate here. So every year at my church we do a Youth Group Summer CampTM where we go out during the day and do service projects out in our community, but at night and in the morning we have like Worship sessions and stuff. But anyway, the summer after my Senior year my brother and I were in one of these sessions, listening to, of all speakers, my father go on about different aspects of the Bible. And my brother turns to me and whispers, "I need to fart so bad." So I told him to cough and fart at the same time to mask the sound. So he coughs, everyone goes quiet for a second and looks at him, and then he farts. I mean he let it rip, and we were sitting on a table because there weren't any more seats and because of this the sound of his fart like, reverberated through the room, and it was loud. I put my head in my hands, my brother just shrugs, and my dad says "I'm disowning you," before continuing his Bible lesson. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I learned that my brother is embarrassed by nothing.
  6. Okay. So obviously this thread has been going on for a while and I didn't read every single page so I don't know if someone has already tried this or not but . . . Would it work if I just asked you guys to let me win? Is that a thing? Would you guys like to do that for me? Maybe? Please?
  7. It didn't used to be, but now that I've finished Haikyu!! (which is phenomenal, by the way) probably volleyball. Speaking of which, what is your favorite Anime?
  8. Who wants to hear a story?? So the other day at work, (I work as a "chef" (I use quotations because I technically haven't been trained in the arts of cuisine) for BGEA's headquarters, basically I help feed all the employees with the desk jobs) there was a shipment from Sysco coming in. So I went down to the loading bay with a big six foot by four foot cart, ready to transport all of the edible goodies. I get down to the bay, greet the delivery dude and he proceeds to tell me what's up; namely that they use a numerical system to organize their deliveries, and anything that has a "6" on it is going to be dropped off at BGEA. At this point in time I express my enthusiasm to begin loading things onto my cart, so he points me in one direction and I begin to pick things up and put them down. I don't know what that delivery guy was doing, but it was off on his own somewhere because I didn't see him for the next five minutes. Anyway, I'm over here working my butt off and I've got almost the entire cart filled to the brim with boxes that have six on them. Suddenly, I feel a tap on my shoulder. I look up at the delivery guy, who looks kind of concerned. "Check it out," I say, "I've loaded up all these boxes." He just shakes his head. "Um... yeah those are all nines." Every single one of those motherfluffing boxes had a nine on it and not a six!! Every. One!
  9. From what I've heard, the MCU is putting Ragnarok around the same time as Civil War, which means that Thor should be off dealing with that instead of Civil War.
  10. Woohoo! I just finished my Final Exam for the semester!
  11. I just finished Avatar: The Last Airbender and guys. It was so. Good. So good!! ......but now what do I do with my life?
  12. Funny, because that pretty much summarizes my experience with every math problem ever. Although it did leave out the part about futilely banging your head against your desk. That should be somewhere around the middle.
  13. I love how most women are getting ready for bikinis at this time of the year, and Kaymyth is getting ready to wear chainmail.
  14. @delightful and edgedancer; I live in the U.S. I'm not sure if that's a federal law or just my college's policy, but we do have some other funky rules around campus so it wouldn't surprise me if that's just a part of her contract with the school itself.
  15. I'm on the third season of Avatar: The Last Airbender From now on I hope all of you realize I'm going to endeavor to reference Avatar whenever possible.