Patrick Star

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  1. This is why you're not a Willshaper
  2. Willshapers are all about adventure and traveling. Clearly they earn their oaths by memorizing and singing the Pokemon theme song
  3. I've already said this, but Lirin's going to die for Kaladin to swear the 4th oath.
  4. I always thought it was the 5 pieces of Exodia
  5. Lirin's the (first) one who kept telling Kaladin that he couldn't save everyone. Lirin's going to finally get that message through Kaladin's thick skull, leading to Kaladin swearing the 4th ideal and getting everyone else to safety.
  6. Holy crap. I'll bet an emerald broam that Kaladin's going to swear the 4th ideal and leave Lirin to die in order to get Oroden out of there.
  7. Granted, but you must eat it all in one sitting. I wish the apartment two doors over would replace their smoke detector's batteries already.
  8. Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. - Collected Ishes 1337, 42 seconds post-death.
  9. Yeah, but they don't have cat videos. What good are cats without cat videos?
  10. We know that aluminum is inert, so maybe an aluminum hammer might disrupt shardplate and let you break through it. If so, I would sneak up behind the shardbearer using the incredible silence of my Noctua NH-D15, then beat them over the head with it.
  11. Yeah, the tech and side characters definitely mirror some other stuff, but the basic plot progression and premise is far more Gurren Lagann than anything else
  12. I think it's been general consensus that it was talking about the battle of the tower. Other than that, the only thing I could think of would be if Kaladin somehow became king of Urithuru, since that's literally the only other major plot-relevant tower structure on Roshar that I'm aware of. However, Dalinar and the Kholins are in charge of Urithuru, so Kaladin would have to kick them out or be elevated to king in some way. In other words, Jasnah x Kaladin confirmed.
  13. Holy crap, that's why she's a Heretic. It's not because she doesn't believe in the almighty, but because she's literally unholy stone. It all makes sense now
  14. Stormlight's not ending with another Oathpact. Closest you'll get is the MC's standing in between books 5 and 6 to fill in the timeskip, and even that is mere conjecture in lieu of a different explanation
  15. Like other people have said, we've talked about them, but don't know enough to say much. After WoR came out, I had thought they were unmade heading to Narak, but seeing the unmade on-screen in Oathbringer seems to indicate that's not not the case. The descriptions just don't line up.