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I think that I can safely say that I am stricken. Eternal Enthronement A flower, so pure as to cause the very idea of purity to drip the most unclean nectar and aura springs forth and grows upon the realm of mortal flesh. Perfume that gods and primordials quest for throughout the eons is a river flowing from the spirit of this most beautiful blessing bestowed by the divine. How it grows and calls with its ethereal voice the most striking and amazing music that is even conceivable. Passion summons mighty light that raises cities and kingdoms in no more than a single instant. Oceans and rivers slow if only for a moment so as to be able to capture that which mortal ears are blessed to hear and fewer eyes to witness. Minerva in all of her wisdom and Venus in all of the pathos that she inspires can only fade before she who now ascends to unseat even the most powerful goddesses. Jealous Juno removes from her head a circlet of gold and bends her knee in submission. Nyx, the most ancient one of the dark, is lost in the most wonderful warming light. Hathor descends into the sands and all-powerful Isis can do nothing, but return to whence she was first brought into the memory of the world. Newest mistress of all those who have come and gone your glow is so much greater than even that of the highest point of Diana’s silvery chariot. Nature’s splendor is fashioned after but the smallest fragment of the shadow of your spirit’s shadow. Can even Phoebus speak of you and not be stricken with a sort of dumbness as he seeks to sing the simplest praise. All of reality is nothing when you are absent and it seeks to place the circlet of the queen upon your brow. That most dim a crown would not add to that to which so little could ever be added. All call for you now that you are revealed to all to be truly most worthy in all of creation, of such a coronation. Let the throne meant from the earliest of days now be yours and all else answer to you until all ends and your light continues forevermore.

I…… Honestly forgot the Shard was a thing for a bit. I mean, uh, it’s good to be back :DD

First status ever woooooo! So I've been working on writing a musical representation of a scene from the Stormlight archive and I've made some excellent headway tonight (while the shard was down lol)! Keep an eye out in the Fan Works section for that in the next few weeks (maybe even sooner if I'm feeling particularly inspired ). I was originally thinking it would be solo piano, but one of my fellow sanderfan friends who plays violin/clarinet offered to join in which could be super cool! We got together today to plan it out and I think it's going to be amazing! I'm so excited for where this is headed, so I thought that some of you might be interested in updates

I'll admit, when I first heard that the Shard was down, I was devastated. You may point out that I'm not on as much anymore so it shouldn't matter, and you'd be right. But still, that's, like, ten minutes of my day I no longer had anything to do with. What am I supposed to do with an extra ten minutes?? Then it hit me. I could finally do all the things I wanted to do! All the things I said that I never had time for! I immediately began working out. I'd never done this before, but I got the hang of it pretty quickly. Soon I was deadlifting twice my weight, and I was seeing results. I started running as part of this, and even ran a marathon. I finally got around to the novel I've been procrastinating, and finally finished its first draft. I got it in with a publisher, and it's now sold 4 million copies worldwide and counting. I'm not allowed to give details yet, but let's just say, be on the lookout for a possible film adaptation coming to a theater near you. Now, I hadn't forgotten about my religious responsibilities. I got my call and ended up serving my mission in Sweden, of all places. I have since returned and am now happily engaged to my fiance. My friends, there is a very important lesson to be learned from all this. Even just ten minutes can change the course of your life. So, tell me... how are you going to spend the next ten minutes? This status update is a work of fiction and/or satire. Any similarities to real people, events, or places are purely coincidental.

in case anyone was wondering where the hecking heck i vanished to; I WAS AT FSY AND MADE LIKE 10 NEW SUPER CLOSE AMIGOS AND I LOVE THEM AND I GOT THEIR NUYMBERS AND YAAAAAAY so anyways what did i miss

hi guys i’m glad that we are all smart adult people who make good financial decisions yes i am apart of the set of all humans who make good financial decisions i am one of those people yep yep yep yep ispentonethousanddollarsonbitcoinguys

When I saw the thing about the shard not working I though My account had gotten banned or something, so I was terrified.

WE'RE BAAAAAAACK I missed you guys

Happy birthday, Voidus!

BACK IN BUSINESS! HEK YEAH!!

Yay the shard is working

Happy birthday, Silva!

SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOK! LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOO! BEST RANK EVER! Also, i feel like the TV watching world is divided into Stranger Things 4 people and Obi-Wan Kenobi people right now and it's kind of funny lmao

just went ghost hunting and locked my keys in my car and then went ghost hunting somewhere else after we got that sorted and now i smell like ghost

Hey guys, not going to tag anyone since I'm not sure who, if any, is invested in my love life. My girlfriend finished the first Mistborn trilogy. She has more of a life than I do, so it took her a few months, buts it's done! She was sad about Vin's death, but not so much Elend's (except that Vin had to watch it), which is in contrast to me, who could care less about Vin, but feels a deep convection to Elend. She was also mad at me because I kept very tight lipped when she suggested that Ruin was talking to Zane. She doesn't like my RAFO's, but I can't bring myself to spoil anything. Anyways, I'm trying to decide whether to show her the shard, as she could easily discover spoilers for other books, but she might also enjoy the community on here.