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My lunch table is kinda awkward. The other 3 people are out because ‘rona. Good thing I don’t mind sitting alone and reading, but people keep looking at me. Social anxiety.

so earlier @Scout_Fox and I were talking on a status update about time machines... Anyway, Mine showed up and I just came from 2078 and I have some major SA book 10 spoilers! So, Dalinar becomes a crab and has a huge battle with stick who is a worldhopper and picked up the shard of odium and they fight and all of a sudden Wayne walks in, breaks the 4th wall and the entire cosmere stops right there. anyway... Oh, right! hey, past self! go read! *slaps self* I am weird no, I don't need help...

I’m a Scadrian Waffle Cook! Come to Salad’s Waffle Kitchen for all your waffle needs! Wait, that’s confusing. Do well sell salads? Waffles? Salads in the shape of waffles?

I've given up on posting status updates whenever I change reputation ranks. Just... thanks! Y'all are awesome.

Y'all. It is exactly 7 Days till Rhythm of War. I cannot even with how hyped I am

Hn... why did I log on the shard...

so, uh... dawnshard came out. I haven't read it yet... I started my SA reread late. I just started oathbringer again and so I am going to need to read it very very quickly so I can read dawnshard before RoW comes out. I am not going to be nearly as active for the next week or so. Farewell! P.S. I am probably going to be active the same amount. I am addicted to the shard... I will just pretend to myself I am not. But, if you see me on the shard for more than 10 minutes use this status update to digitally slap me and tell me to go read. Thank you!

My Alexa Show just decided to inform me that, verbatim, “Cows Unseen by Young Americans”. w h a t

Made this:

You are literally the first person with a red profile pic that I have ever seen, so whenever I see one of your posts I think that I had posted it for a second.

Status: Trying to deal with over 200 notifications while continuing to direct these random ideas into a book.

Come on, you guys! I even got on while we were gone and I still have almost 100 notifications? I shouldn't be complaining, I'm always mad when people don't post and then I'm mad when they do? Just don't be surprised if it takes a little while for me to catch up, I've got lots of schoolwork to do as well. Side note: Congrats on posting so much, I'll be busy for a while!

I recently met someone who I’m convinced is the irl Jake Peralta. This dude is in his 30s and used to be in the military, here are some quotes from him: ”CHEEZE-ITS OH MY GOSH CAN I HAVE SOME” *completely serious* “Groot is from Millennials of the Galaxy, right?” *about neighbor’s cat* “Her name is Skittles but I call her Lady Skittles cause she’s old.” This dude is amazing

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Well, I know that’s another one, but this one is nice, so here it is:

I have drawn you all together upon this day for three reasons.The first is to tell you that I am handing off most of my RP characters and assets from the Alleyverse. I was going to wait until January to do this but due to a more immediate requirement for greater focus upon academic activity as well as my current stage in life in general it is a necessity that I spend the next eight months in as studious a way as possible. My characters and assets shall go as follows: Damon now belongs to @Gears , should you accept him. If not he is hereby an NPC. The Bleeding Spike Tavern now belongs to the Ghostbloods guild, as Damon vacated it for fear of assassination. Nuemark Bordeux will effectively vanish out of existence until my probable return. The second reason is to tell you this: Nearly two years is far too short a time to truly know anyone; I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Thirdly and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that — though, as I said, two years is far too short a time to spend among you — this is the END (at least for 8 months - a year ). I am going. If necessary I can be contacted on Discord at Elend Venture#2289. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE! *puts on Ring*