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Hi. You can call me Feather or Alyx, I don't mind which. It's great to see you here! (I'm glad I'm not the newest active member anymore!) So as I am now officially a veteran, I'll give a couple of hints. Feather's Guide to 17S for Newcomers (Because I am oh so knowledgeable) 1. Watch out for Chaos. He's the Lord Ruler. He lied about the stalking thing, and is secretly watching you to see if you have any traits he can steal with his hemalurgic spikes. 2. The admins are all Inquisitors. Beware offerings of a promotion. Also watch out for reminders about "spiking appointments". 3. Suck up to Silus. He gives out awesome points and they are the digital form of crack. (Can I have some more, Silus? Pleeeaaaasssseee???) 4. Be careful of any mentions of writing endeavours or role-playing. These words are like catnip to the Mistborn RPG admins and they will swarm around you in an inexcapable vortex of recruitment. 5. Once you finish all of Brandon's major books (Elantris, Mistborn, Warbreaker, and Way of Kings) head over to the General Theories board. If you don't know about the cosmere yet, you're in for an awesome surprise. But not before finishing those; spoilers abound on that board! 6. For the most part, everyone around here is awesome.

alots across the Alright, I apologize for trying to kill the Dor. can you pretty please spare my reputation? It has done nothing to harm you in any way (I think...) EDIT: spelling

I'd like to announce that I'm considering a 17th Shard equivalent for the Suvudu Cage Match. Any interest in such a thing?

are you secretly a blue supergenius alien?

Doubleposting, but whatever. KChan323 1:27 am (1:27:04 AM): Yeah (1:27:06 AM): Of course (1:27:08 AM): If Yugi loses KChan323 1:27 am (1:27:12 AM): HE GOES TO THE SHADOW REALM O______O Chaos2651 1:29 am (1:29:44 AM): gasp! (1:29:49 AM): only Goku can save us!

I'd say that Puck and Chaos would both evaporate out of time and space if that happened. Sooo...is there a downside? I kid! I kid!

Let that be a warning to you all! Should you create a theory that I find plausible, you may find yourselves cuckolded!

So Puck, does this mean that you just routinely go after all of Chaos's wives and marry them all after he does?

I've also read the Keys to the Kingdom series, and I have the first 7th Tower book.

So, like, we see who wins in a fight to the death between you and Chaos? I think we'd need to know more about your stats to make educated wagers on the outcome of fights like these

We're symmetrical! The Vorins would love us!

Thanks Zas! That Brandonothology. What can't it do?

Giving an interview sounds exactly like something Chaos would do. Also be Jack the Ripper. Eero, take 20 AWESOME POINTS for various things in this topic. It's funny how we've used this topic to talk more about Chaos than the person we're supposed to be welcoming. XP

see? it's coming clear, now. Chaos can't hide behind the deception forever! Moral of the story: Chaos is jack the ripper.

Yeah, you know who else was nice? Jack the ripper*. And then he went and killed everyone *- Note - this may not be a historical fact.

pending on how open someone is on the internet, not terribly hard. Heck, you could likely even figure out who i am by just googling my username on here, since i use it for every login, including things correlating to my real name. Though, using my email to try and figure out who i am may end up confusing you. My email is my first and last name, however, someone who apparently has the same first and last name as me seems to think its his email, and has done so for several years. I've even gotten emails from his mom. I've tried to convince these people that i'm not him, but to date, this doesnt seem to have worked.

That is all.

will stay destroyed. Period. It is gone. Finished. Defunct. Now drop it.