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Hi. You can call me Feather or Alyx, I don't mind which. It's great to see you here! (I'm glad I'm not the newest active member anymore!) So as I am now officially a veteran, I'll give a couple of hints. Feather's Guide to 17S for Newcomers (Because I am oh so knowledgeable) 1. Watch out for Chaos. He's the Lord Ruler. He lied about the stalking thing, and is secretly watching you to see if you have any traits he can steal with his hemalurgic spikes. 2. The admins are all Inquisitors. Beware offerings of a promotion. Also watch out for reminders about "spiking appointments". 3. Suck up to Silus. He gives out awesome points and they are the digital form of crack. (Can I have some more, Silus? Pleeeaaaasssseee???) 4. Be careful of any mentions of writing endeavours or role-playing. These words are like catnip to the Mistborn RPG admins and they will swarm around you in an inexcapable vortex of recruitment. 5. Once you finish all of Brandon's major books (Elantris, Mistborn, Warbreaker, and Way of Kings) head over to the General Theories board. If you don't know about the cosmere yet, you're in for an awesome surprise. But not before finishing those; spoilers abound on that board! 6. For the most part, everyone around here is awesome.

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Hello, folks, it's Darth Squirrely here. You can call me Darth, Squirrely, Meesh, or "Hey You." I'm not fussed. Ummm....should I introduce myself more than that? Sure, why not.... I'm 19, almost 20, I'm a fan of Brandon's, though I discovered him because I was a WoT fan first. I was a Storm Leader at the Chicago signing of the tour for The Gathering Storm, and I was really impressed with Brandon Sanderson, so I checked out more of his stuff (I did get a free copy of The Final Empire at DCon about a month previous to my Storm Leader-ship) and loved it. I like to read, write, sing, laze around and spend time on the internet. If I had to choose a favorite Sanderson work, it would be the Mistborn books. Though I'm a little over halfway through Way of Kings right now and I do love it. Umm, if anyone has any questions, they can go ahead and ask me, I like talking about myself. Oh, and I joined this site because my boyfriend told me I should.

(I was just continuing the joke because I kept imagining a graphic I wanted Kerry to make. In the James Bond font, THREE WORD STORY 2: DO(O)RS NEVER DIE. I'll refrain. For now.) to eat Shiro

Yeah.

But the cake is a LIEEEE... Also, random note. I had a dream last night where I was playing Portal 2, except I was a cat and I was being chased around a hotel and there were no portals whatsoever, but somehow I still knew it was Portal 2. And I had to contact my sidekick, who was a dog, via Seon, but there were other people in the room and I was supposed to be alone so I told my Seon to only turn into my head and not the other people. Then the dream changed and me and two random people from my church and Szeth were running through my town in shardplate saving people, but we didn't use shardblades and all of us were windrunners except Szeth so we ran instead of flying so he wouldn't feel bad. Randomest dream ever right?

Never mind that. I just took your up votes... *pulls off sunglasses dramatically* ...UP TO ELEVEN!!!

for wacky Nazis It's not a pun, it's a storyline based on a pun.

because stupid puns Agreed. Enough. The pun stopped being amusing 7 pages ago.

will stay destroyed. Period. It is gone. Finished. Defunct. Now drop it.