They say love means never having to say you're sorry.
They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, presumably because they give the best reading light. They, whomever "they" are, might also say that a girl's second best friend, the boring and reliable one who is always tasked with being party mum and giving the "he's no good for you" speech, is a good pair of sturdy boots.
They also say an army marches on its stomach. They are wrong.
...and for all the people out there who prefer to bowl for the other team and wear their hearts on their sleeves rather than their socks, here you go:
...still no apologise.