Ruining the Alphabet
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I decided to compile ways to spell the names of each letter so that I can ruin your day.
- A: Ay, ey, e (as in "egg"), ee ("yeehaw" but REALLY dang western), aha (if you don't give graham fifty extra syllables)
- B: Be, bee, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, bea (as in bean), being (if you're british), and beh (if you're britisher)
- C: See, "joe mama" ( @Atusiff hijacked my keyboard )
- D: Dee, di, (this one's boring)
- E: Ie, ei, ee, e, i, y, ea, ey, ay (as in "cay"), eip (as in receipt), air (if you're from south carolina)
- F: Eph, eff, ough (if you slur it enough), eaf
- G: Gee, gie, gy, jee, Ji, dgy (as in edgy... y'know. Like Ji).
- H: ...this one is not a letter. You cannot convince me otherwise.
- I: Eye, ie, ai, y, igh... and also just I
- J: Jay, dgy (as in edgy... but if you're saying it in an edgy way), ja (jade), cha (chase, but you're a little drunk)
- K: Kay (why do we need K?)
- L: El, il (pillow, as said by a new yorker), 'ell (british hell), ail (jail, as also said by a new yorker), yl, yll
- M: Em, im (denim), M (as in M&M)
- N: En, an, in... all these letters that're just "let's tack a vowel on its sound" are so dumb
- O: Oh, o, ow, ough (poor O is just suffering)
- P: Pi, pee, py, pie
- Q: Queue
- R: Ar, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (cue Pirates theme)
- S: Es, ess, ies (for a australian)
- T: Tea, tie, ty, pte (p t e r o d a c t y l)
- U: You, yeu, and also sometimes just U
- V: Vee and vi. Not much to say here.
- W: ...
- X: ...
- Y: Why
- Z: ...
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